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Jarhead

The haircut style every motivated boot Marine gets on his 10 day leave transitioning from boot camp to SOI.
You must've a boot private or PFC huh? How can I tell? Jarhead, your cut is to hight and tight, it looks like the top of a heinz ketchup bottle. Unsat
by Akumahund November 29, 2018
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by Jarheadisaw March 5, 2020
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1.) A derogatory word and insult to refer/call someone who is often of low IQ, implying there is nothing in their head

2.) Used to describe members of the Military due to their haircut and head shape
Person 1: That guy couldn't even get 1 of the 10 jobs he applied for
Person 2: He's a real jarhead for sure, good thing he still has the Military
by KingLi January 27, 2023
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A very cranky civilian who’s attitude is worse than the average human and, usually hibernate like fucking bears, have huge ass chompers ( big ass teeth ) , and don’t know how to accept the jokes from they’re friends.
Kevin: “ Your a Jarhead ass bitch Damian”
Damian: “no I’m not you tinted jar, your head looks like a peanut” (then usually ignores everyone and gets very petty)
Kevin: “take a joke fat headass jit”
by Elnegron December 30, 2020
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A U.S. marine or in the north east of the UK it is known as a chav because of there high and tight haircutts and limitted sense
Chav:How ya daftty ill knack ya!
Pedestrian:What a scruffy jarhead
by Gregza August 4, 2007
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That guy that sit's like two seats over from you in class with the giant forehead.
Spencer: Hey Jarhead!
Jarhead: Stop calling me that >=(
Spencer: =P
by Paool September 17, 2014
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A piece of shit usually a fag his dad took way to many Viagras when he was made and his forehead is receding like the polar ice cap.
Colby:your hairline looks like Jarhead's

Max:OMG!!!! No!!!!!!!!!!
by A dude Jared knows March 25, 2017
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