japec

the women who’s kink is when you shovel grass and dirt down her throat and top it off with a diet coke creampie

oh god get your diet coke here comes japec

by VegansGoByeBye March 10, 2021

japlish

Translating Japanese into English in the Japanese word order.

Watashi no kazoku ha go nin desu.
I of family , 5 people is.

Kore ha nani desuka?
This , what is?

by Kara W. August 27, 2005

japcrap

When one lays a turd so horrific and destructive that the wiping process causes profuse bleeding from the anus. The toilet paper is left with a red circle in the center of the squares.

I took a japcrap the other day, my toilet paper square could have been flown when Mizuki Noguchi won the gold in Athens.

by Christina Papas August 5, 2008

jailcation

When you are sentenced to jail time, but you do not want to cause a disruption in your work life, so you take a vacation that conveniently overlaps with your jail sentence.

"How was your weekend Johnson?"
"Uhhh... let's just say I might need to take a jailcation sometime in the next few weeks."

by Pineapple Hider September 10, 2009

Japlak

A person who is unskilled at videogames, usually a child, who lies about everything in an attempt to make himself seem "cool". A more extreme form of Noobism. Most commonly found wandering the streets of Stormwind in the popular MMORPG World of Wacraft.

"I thought you said you could do 35k dps, and you're only doing 15k.. you're such a Japlak!"

by Trollie July 12, 2012

japcore

Lame word for Japanese hardcore/grindcore.

That loser listens to japcore.

by FinnishPunk February 10, 2005

japcan

One whom is both japanese and canadian

mike was the first to be called japcan.

by charles tucker May 5, 2005