JANUARY 3rd

January 3rd is your girlfriend has to buy you takeaway day and spend the evening together

Bf “Can you buy me takeaway”

Gf “why?”

Bf “it’s January 3rd, national you have to buy me takeaway”

Gf “okay”

by Ch!ck3n25 December 29, 2025

January 3rd

National let the Homies Hit Day.

On January 3rd Just start fuckin your homies

by Yogga January 3, 2026

January 16th and September 3rd

The people that were born on these days were meant to be friends. FOREVER. This combo of people is perfect. Same humor, laugh, style, and just can never go wrong. DUHHHHH

Jill- "when's you bday?"
Sam- "January 16th...why?"
Jill- "OMG! Mines September 3rd! We haveee to be besties."
Sam- "huh..."
Jill- "People born on January 16th and September 3rd are goallssss"
Sam- "sheeesh for real doh??? aight bet"

by allieisapoopturd November 5, 2021