Janice Dickinson

The real-life version of Karen Walker from Will and Grace. Boozy, stupid and bitchy. Touted as "The World's Oldest Supermodel," she is constantly under the influence of alcohol, Quaaludes, or both, and likes to make a fool out of herself and others while under said influences. Was once a judge on America's Next Top Model, but Tyra Banks fired her when she dared to steal one of her barbecued ribs. SHE HATES FATTIES, UGLIES AND SHORTIES. Telling them off is a source of lulz for her, and for America.

Janice Dickinson: *to a model* First rule of modeling, you never rat out your bitches!
Model: *starts to defend herself*
Janice Dickinson: ZIP IT, BITCH! YOU'RE DEAD IN MY BOOK!

by PShapes December 5, 2007

Gas huffin Janice

A gas huffing hill billy woman, usually a mother. usually lurks near swamps near nuclear plants or steel mills, has yellowish to green skin along with numerous lecherous sores on her swollen body. has a hurtin' unit of a son named crusty cam, the hurtingest unit of them all, also has gas birth syndrome, giving him a large skull full of fumes with a tiny hill billy brain, fights girls. Gas huffin janice also usually always has a rag on her for huffin gas on the go

1) don't leave your car unattended, Gas huffin janice might run up with a lead pipe, beat your ass and take your gas

2)Gas huffin Janice fiends dirty dicks from mans for gasoline, or if she's lucky, that sweeeeet diesel

by prof. heisenberg November 12, 2012

janicejenny

noun; word to use when wanting to discuss a homosexual woman in code.

see also "jimmyjohnny"

"Check out that janicejenny's short, spikey hair and motorcycle."

or

"Those sorority girls would make great janicejennies."

by mischa June 28, 2004

Janice

Janice is wonderful. She is thoughtful and caring, she has always shown her strengths by pointing out yours. But in reality she is who makes you a better person. She has shown me what it means to care.

Janice, I know you gave when you felt you had little to give. The Janice I know gave with all she could when she felt no love. Truely I think she is the best!!

by Daddyonthemike July 13, 2018

Janiece

in summary the most perfect girl in the world. her hugs feel like a million kisses & her kisses feel like a million hugs. she’s like a big ass baby that’s soooo clingy. but i don’t mind having her around. in fact she can stay around forever. she’s my whole happiness in a person.

i love Janiece , i wanna be a Janiece .

by MyJaniece March 12, 2023

Janiece

in summary, she’s the whole world. her hugs feel like a million kisses & her kisses feel like a million hugs. she's like a big ass baby that's soooo clingy. but i don't mind having her around. in fact she can stay around forever. she's my whole happiness in a person.

i love Janiece , i wanna be a Janiece .

by MyJaniece March 12, 2023

Janiced

When someone talks so much and over-explains something to the point that you can't focus anymore. Or think. Or hear. And your head hurts.

We got Janiced so bad in yesterday's meeting, I don't even know what to do for the next meeting.
Janicing someone can end up using a lot of cell phone minutes.

by Chris_K. November 30, 2009