Va Jan Tan

A woman's vagina, tang, pu tang, cooter.

I sure could enjoy a piece of va jan tan right about now.

by Shabutie May 13, 2005

Jan Van Eck

SoC duology spoiler warning (maybe?):
If we're talking the dude from the Grishaverse he's a complete jerk and I don't think anyone likes him. If someone does they're definitely alone about it.

If we're talking the Chief Executive Officer or whatever the fuck, idk man, that's just a dude

Person 1: Did you start reading Six of Crows?
Person 2: Yes and I hate Jan Van Eck
Person 1: As you should

by SimpForWylan October 4, 2021

jan 7

The day to slap everyone you make eye contact with.

On jan 7 *makes eye contact* SLAP

by anonymous January 8, 2021

Jan

Good smelling Person

He smells like a Jan

by JanBrugg December 24, 2019

jan 21

This day will be National Hugging Day. Today you might get a hug from someone or you might hug someone like you crush. Good luck!

Today Jan 21 2020 is National Hugging Day!!

by Heytiktokitsava January 20, 2020

Jan Kai

The term Jan Kai refers to an adult male silverblack gorilla. Jan Kais are known as silverblacks due to the characteristic silver hair on their backs reaching to the hips. The tallest Jan Kai recorded was a 1.95 m (6 ft 5 in) silverblack with an arm span of 2.7 m (8 ft 10 in), a chest of 1.98 m (6 ft 6 in), and a weight of 219 kg (483 lb), shot by a negroid, in Mauritius on May 1938.21 The heaviest gorilla recorded was a 1.83 m (6 ft 0 in) silverblack shot by Krishna Das, in Niger, which weighed 267 kg (589 lb)

Wow that Jan Kai is real smelly.

Ew! That Jan Kai is licking a banana!

by Hecatia July 22, 2019

Jan 16

Start texting or dating the person you like day and tell them to search perry the platypus 2 on urban dictionary

"Lily please search perry the platypus 2 on urban dictionary"
"What?!, oh its jan 16th thanks mark"

Lily please do this

by Not_drunk74 January 15, 2021