Milf Jammer

Someone who is known to have sex with milfs.

Johnny: Can Benson and I come over to your house tonight?
Steve: Hell no. He is a notorious Milf Jammer.

by osikko October 15, 2011

brew jammer

n. a beverage ranging from 2-15% alcohol by volume in which barley is converted to simple sugar then to alcohol via yeast. Equiv. beer, suds, stout, ale, barley pop, liquid bread, bock, lager, teddy brewski, liquid happiness.
v. tr. brew jamming, brew jammed, brew jams. to participating in the act of consuming said brew jammer.

How about we hit up the ole' ale house and get brew jammered tonight.

On your way back pick me up a case of brew jamemrs.

In Cheers Norm is always drinking brew jammers but he never seems to get sauced whats the deal.

by richboyle April 3, 2005

Running a Jammer

verb: When hoovering over the seat of a port-o-let and letting the juice go all over the seat, making worksite art.

by floor boy October 20, 2003

Muddy pink jammer

A penis that has gone from anus to vagina.

John gave his girlfriend a muddy pink jammer, And now she has a nasty infection.

by joey pea pot November 6, 2016

handy jammer

Verb-a hand job or to jerk off.

Ex: tom got a handy jammer from nancy behind the shed.
Ex: my mom walked in while I was giving myself a handy jammer.

by vasshole September 27, 2010

James Jamerson

The original grand-daddy of electric bass. Even legendary Jaco Pastorius was influenced by him along with many other greats like Paul McCartney, Jack Bruce, John Entwistle, Geddy Lee ect. One of the most important factor for Motown's success, he played bass like nobody did before improvising lines, injecting soul and bringing in the groove while using nothing more than his pointer finger. It's being said he never changed strings or cleaned the frets to keep the raw sound of "sweat and dirt infested wood and steel" intact. An epitome, he was a true professionals playing whats required of bass players, that is support the song rather than being a showboat playing the so called lead bass crap which Victor Wooten, Stanley Clarke, Billy Sheehan, Bootsy Collins, Les Claypool and the likes do nowadays. Actually I like that also and never intend to take the brilliance away from these masters, yet I think James Jamerson is the one who started popular electric bass playing. Sadly, Berry Gordy exploited him and he was not able to adapt to the fast changing needs of the music industry leading an obscured life uncredited for all the greatness he deserved. James departed this miserable planet in 1983 due to excessive alcoholism, but as time went by his genius was discovered and even a documentary was made on him and the Funk Brothers (the Motown band of the 60s). Today he is considered one of the greatest bassists who ever lived. Respect & RIP JJ.

New bass freak: Who played bass in Marvin Gaye's Whats going on?
Old timer: James Jamerson
New bass freak: Wtf, I always thought Jenna Jameson was only a pornstar.
Old timer: JAMES JAMERSON you idiot (and shoots himself)

Go check youtube for more examples

by Dr.Sperm June 21, 2011

The Lincoln log jammer

A sexual move where a man has a women shit on his dick and then jams his poop covered dick into said female's mouth while singing the national anthem.

Last night I did the Lincoln log jammer on Stacy she's still pissed at me.

by SirWoofen January 15, 2020