jammer

A stool so large that jams the plumbing in a public crapper, causing an overflow state.

Bill took such a rasty jammer in the fifth floor head that building maintenence had to be summoned immediately.

by Professor Forbin May 4, 2005

jammer

Used to describe a musician who plays in a public area (ie, a show or party) with a number of other musicians; together, they improvise, or jam and it sounds beautiful!
One of the most creative and wonderful practices EVER, jamming is usually assciated with eclectic rock or jazz. Jammers are godlike.

Dude, check out that jammer! He's not following any music and it still sounds awesome!

by annie July 24, 2004

jammer

joint

person 1: "wanna smoke a jammer?"
person 2: "fuck yeah i do!"

by diverseox December 21, 2010

jammered

a state of intoxication due to drink or drugz

i was jammered lasnite!

by anony mouse July 10, 2004

Jammer

Someone who 'jams' up a gaydar. Someone who gays but is straight. Or someone who acts straight but is gay.

Guy one: Ugh, I can't tell if that hottie is gay or straight.
Guy Two: I know, he shops at American Eagle but he listens to Abba
Guy one: What a total jammer!

by Helena Handbasket August 8, 2003

jammer

a man's penis. meant with the intent that the man will attempt to "jam" whatever it is he will with his penis.

oh dear, oliver's got a nice jammer there.

by inlovewitholiversjammer January 14, 2005

Jammer

Somone who is good at what they do.

Girl is a jammer. She sucked 37 dicks!

by Xerobull November 29, 2002