jammer

A stool so large that jams the plumbing in a public crapper, causing an overflow state.
Bill took such a rasty jammer in the fifth floor head that building maintenence had to be summoned immediately.
by Professor Forbin May 04, 2005
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Used to describe a musician who plays in a public area (ie, a show or party) with a number of other musicians; together, they improvise, or jam and it sounds beautiful!
One of the most creative and wonderful practices EVER, jamming is usually assciated with eclectic rock or jazz. Jammers are godlike.
Dude, check out that jammer! He's not following any music and it still sounds awesome!
by annie July 24, 2004
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person 1: "wanna smoke a jammer?"
person 2: "fuck yeah i do!"
by diverseox December 21, 2010
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jammered

a state of intoxication due to drink or drugz
i was jammered lasnite!
by anony mouse July 10, 2004
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Jammer

Someone who 'jams' up a gaydar. Someone who gays but is straight. Or someone who acts straight but is gay.
Guy one: Ugh, I can't tell if that hottie is gay or straight.
Guy Two: I know, he shops at American Eagle but he listens to Abba
Guy one: What a total jammer!
by Helena Handbasket August 08, 2003
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jammer

a man's penis. meant with the intent that the man will attempt to "jam" whatever it is he will with his penis.
oh dear, oliver's got a nice jammer there.
by inlovewitholiversjammer January 15, 2005
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Girl is a jammer. She sucked 37 dicks!
by Xerobull November 29, 2002
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