Jamble Sack

Possibly the funniest thing you can do to a friend when they are sleeping. You stand up and jiggle your testicals in their face and masturbate at the same time. Then you ejaculate all over their face and up their nose.

Kevin: Dude, you got the best jamble sack last night!
Ben: By who?
Kevin: ME!!
Ben: "*punches Kevin in the face*

by FlyingFortress July 19, 2009

Jabulate

1. To lightly jab a person or thing in the rib cage area
2. To have intercourse, with or without consent, with a man or woman

1. I jabulated your mom.
2. I jabulated her so hard she screamed

by Notme151 June 14, 2012

jambalaya

someone who has immaculate style

wow.. did you see her outfit? she's such a jambalaya! I want her closet.

by poooppppppppppppppp January 19, 2021

Jambuster

When you're going hard in the back and you start to blow it and leave half inside and the rest caked on the buns.

You creme fill the bun and layer the icing on the bun, thus being a jambuster.

by runner52 January 28, 2012

Jabulani

When something goes wrong and it's all your fault, it's an excuse to try and rid yourself of any blame. This comes from the 2010 FIFA World Cup where the game ball, named the Jabulani, has been the target of complaint by goalkeepers and players alike to cover up poor play.

Pissed Guy: Dude, you just rear-ended my car!
Other Guy: It wasn't my fault, it was the Jabulani.

Teacher: You just failed the last test. Did you just not choose to study?!
Student: I studied all night. It was the Jabulani.

English Commentator: Bloody hell, Rob Green just let in an easy goal! He's a very skilled keeper so it must just be that Jabulani

by FIFAJMF June 14, 2010

Jabbull

"A most delicious adult beverage consisting of a glass of Red Bull and a shot of Tangueray and taken like a jagerbomb resulting in an explosion of flavor in your mouth much like sweetarts."

" Yo man, I don't know about you, but I could go for a Jabbull!"

"Absolutley! JABBULL!! JABBULL!! JABBULL!!"

by Nicole & Jeremy April 17, 2008

jamballs

Something that is generally awesome.

This party is totally jamballs.

by C. Rus Tache October 11, 2012