jaguar

In the lexicon of older women seeking younger men, a jaguar is 50 and over, where the cougar is in their 40s, and the puma under 40. Jaguars tend to be financially stable and are only looking for sex from their 20 something prey.

I was eaten by a jaguar last night.

by captain mudge May 1, 2006

Jaguar Skill

Jaguar Skill is the ability to remove a girls underwear for intercourse with your foot while still kissing. it can be used to impress girls.
Jaguar skill come from Jaguar Wong who uses this skill in the film Ninja Terminator

"i was not going to have sex with you but after seeing you use Jaguar skill I'm all yours"

"Damn i have mastered Jaguar Skill and i used it last night to whip this girls pants off"

by BarZan March 18, 2008

Jagur

Usually a tall boy with Ginger hair. Very sweet and Empathetic. He has good looks but definitely has flaws. He is sure a good friend and needed when you are depressed. He is totally funny and would make a OK boyfriend.

He reminds me of a Jagur

Haha! You're so funny. Your name must be Jagur!

by Jagur January 12, 2019

jaundice fist

To hit with limp fists, the impact of which sounds like a hand hitting a mound of foam.

When I work out with Karen and she punches with her jaundice fist, it’s like being hit with a wet noodle boiled WAY past al dente.

by Juicy Lime January 3, 2021

Jagnog

Jagnog is a mixture of eggnog and jager pronounced yag - nog. It makes for a great seasonal beverge with a Amazing taste and a high enough alcohol content to get you dickered perfect at Christmas parties but drinkable year round. It is simple to make you just combine the following ingredients in a blender:
One cup of milk.
Two cups of sugar.
A dash of nutmeg.
A dash of cinnamon.
One raw egg.
Add at least two shots of jager then strengthen to your taste. Be careful of how much cinnamon and nutmeg you add or it will not taste good. (Or use store bought eggnog) Continue to drink until you blackout then repeat.

Nicholas was getting drunk on Christmas Eve but he wanted to show some class and be festive to death so he brought a thermos of ice cold jagnog to the party.

by JDansy January 1, 2012

jauna

- top notch;popular;gorgeous

-a girl name from the name john

Every body wants to be jauna

by baeeeeeeeeebeeeeee May 19, 2015

Jaguar

An alcoholic/energy drink popular in Post-Soviet nations much like the Four Loko drink that was popular in the U.S. Jaguar is often abused by gopniki, the white trash subculture in Russia. The drink tends to be more dangerous than other alcohol-energy mix drinks because on top of the caffeine, it also has a shot of adrenaline.

"Oh look an empty Jaguar can!"

"Be careful honey, this is Gopnik territory."

by foomaster15 March 14, 2013