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Jacuzzi faint

The official autopsy of Whitney Houston revealed that the cause of death was "jacuzzi faint."
In the moments before Whitney died she drew a scalding hot bath, shot some freebase cocaine and stepped in the tub. Because she was so high, she could not feel the pain from the scalding hot water so she stood there for a bit. Then her body reacted to the extreme pain and the blood rushed out from her head causing her to... Well, jacuzzi faint.
by Jevan12 October 14, 2014
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Jacuzzi Tube

A Jacuzzi Tube is a sexual euphamism, similar to "Dirty Sanchez," which refers to anal intercourse where the receiver farts while being penetrated.
My girlfriend had mexican food for dinner last night and couldn't stop farting as I fucked her in the ass... It felt great! Like jacuzzi jets all over my cock! Viva la Jacuzzi Tube!!!
by Betsy A June 17, 2007
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Jacuzzi butter

The frothy byproduct of jacuzzi sex.
Smithers, clean up that jacuzzi butter you and Jeeves made!
by evariste January 11, 2004
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jacuzzi floozie

Any woman who likes to take off her top while intoxicated in a Jacuzzi full of men and who passes out in the Jacuzzi shortly after.
I was such a jacuzzi floozie last night; why didn't you stop me from making a fool of myself.
by Timothy July 8, 2004
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Jacuzzi Eggs

When you have a bad case of the sulphorous wind and you have a bath, causing a knoxious jacuzzi bubble effect
Wife "Holy Moly! Jeff what is that awful stink in the Bathroom ? "
Husband" Well Milly , Iv dropped a couple of Jacuzzi Eggs in the tub!"
by Woofie Van Dogstar May 12, 2010
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Jacuzzi butt boost

One pantless person does a hand stand against a wall. Prior to the hand stand rectal stretching is needed to create an anal cavity. Once in the hand stand position a friend fills the cavity with any brand of energy drink. A fart is required to produce a jacuzzi effect while the friend drinks the energy drink through a straw out of the anal cavity.
Phil :Boy oh boy am i tired ! I really need a boost.

Brian : fancy a jacuzzi butt boost?
by Frank Fontain April 9, 2019
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Jacuzzi-flavoured

To feel like the feeling of sitting in a jacuzzi, i.e. to be comfortable, happy and/or half-naked. Also, the feeling of not being bothered whether you're engaged in a full-blooded debate or not talking at all.
1. "Ah yeah man.. This day's jacuzzi-flavoured. :)"
2. "I'm feeling jacuzzi-flavoured, tbh."
3. "Today in town man, i was tastin' jacuzzi"
by Phillis Up July 5, 2009
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