jacked

Military - To be given a hard time/be yelled at from a superior rank for any deficiencies in your conduct/unifrom/etc.

Man, Private Smith got jacked by Sargeant Jackson today because his kit was out of order.

by ChuckA June 20, 2005

jacked

1) In pennsylvania lingo means ripped, buff, etc. pretty much havin a good physique.

2) According to my cousin from Jersey, in central NJ lingo it means having fucked up teeth and having a general scummy/dirtbag appearance

Cousin: Is your friend Joe good lookin?

Me: Uh, well he is jacked.

Cousin: Ew

Me: What, you dont appreciate a nice physique?

by Russelstover August 01, 2009

jacked

Taken. Usually in a jacked up manner.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

jacked

a person being so "juiced" and having massive muscles
also being so over-confident about youself you feel the need to "jack" yourself out by pushing out your chest

you're so jacked!!

by Jacked Bro October 05, 2010

jacked

belligerently drunk, coming from the original jack who is always drinking spiked something. thank you jack for teaching me how to add gatorade to vodka, not the other way around, youre the man

dude, you are SO jacked

by hardcore eskimo February 05, 2005

jacked

v. 1. To be messed up. Usually used with "up".
2. To get the short end of the proverbial stick.

I jacked up my hand playing baseball.

You only got 2/10 on that assignment? You got jacked!

by The Grammar Nazi December 10, 2001

jacked

when you're girlfriend doesn't put out ever. Even if you may deserve it.

"So did you get laid this weekend brah?"
"No man, I got Jacked again"

by the quad FTW January 31, 2009