Jack of all offs

A man who has mastered all ways of masturbation. Also has the ability to masturbate anywhere at anytime, at will without remorse.

Tim is a Jack of all offs because he can masturbate with anything.

by Sir Bitchin lots December 30, 2010

Jackoff Shower

The act of using a shower as an exuse when you are with a crowd when you feel the irresistable need to jackoff.

The movie made Hunter so horny but he was with Canaan and Joey, so he took a jackoff shower.

by Che Guavera August 7, 2011

jackoff sock

A sock for which the male humanoid ejaculates into when masturbating

When the contractors came over to work on my house they accidentally found my jackoff sock cuz' I forgot to hide it.

by me.....)()( March 26, 2008

jackoff super myster

Is really addicted to masterbating.He/she does it every moment they can and has enough stamina to last all day masterbating without food or water.

Dude You look at porn so much you're a jackoff super myster.

by AfRo SaUcE July 24, 2008

diva jackoff sleeve

a jackoff sleeve that a fuck diva has made by being molded from her own pussy and has them handed out at her concerts or thrown from the stage to the audience. often done at porn music concerts.

John got a diva jackoff sleeve.

by Deep blue 2012 October 29, 2009

jackoff sauce

Anything used as a lubricant that NORMALLY ISN'T nor SHOULD BE used as one such as but isn't limited to vehicle fluids, paints, thinners tea tree oil, shaving cream, and or condiments from the kitchen and or restaurant for that matter such as ketchup and or mayonnaise
Example

Kerry's favorite jackoff sauce is ketchup and mayonnaise

by Diggems Nahalfshell April 19, 2024

jackoffsturbate

A combination between the phrase "jacking off" and the word "masturbate." Only used when you're extremely horny.

Holy shit, watching that porno made me so damn horny. I'm going to go home and jackoffsturbate.

by Lon August 18, 2005