Jackitude

Where one of your mates or work collegues has a "Jack Bastard Attitude", or where they act like a jack bastard continuously with the same attitude towards you.

"cor blimey Dave has a bit of a jackitude today."

by dannyboy1373 December 31, 2007

Jackituss

Adjective. (Jah-kite-uss). Definition: Being a jack-ass and passing judgment on the regular.

Look at this Ali guy; he thinks he's better then everyone. What a jackituss.

by Ellen_Chellen' August 1, 2012

Jackitis

The ability to fall off or over something at will

Look at caprice, she's caught jackitis

by The real SSH May 1, 2022

Slobber jackit

Either a verb describing a slobbering person performing a hand job utilizing saliva or a noun describing a garmet worn by people involved in animal or people services in which protection from saliva is necessary.

Sweetheart it's getting kind of dry down there maybe you should try to slobber jackit.

by Chachi Comachi May 18, 2020

Jackith

Jackith is a usually a nickname giving to someone by a close friend. A Jackith loves to dance and is a queen. If you don’t know “Jackith” and you see they get called that by their close friends, do yourself a favor and don’t call them that. Jackiths are kind, beautiful and caring, even if they don’t want to be. Overall a Jackith is a great person to have in your life.

Jackith, you’re a queen!!

by Jen Jenna Jennifer February 6, 2019

Jackitude

A jackass attitude, basically meaning an attitude that makes one seem overly rude or obnoxious.

Not to be confused with a "jack-it dude", which is a chronic masturbater.

You: Hey, what's up?
Me: Fuck off.
You: Woah, what's with your jackitude today?

Bob: I heard that Dave is a jack-it dude.
John: Me, too. I heard he masturbates twenty times a day.

by IceMetalPunk February 26, 2009

jackitated

retardedly messed up, jacked up, disfigured

man, that dude got really jackitated!

by MarteliKnows September 12, 2012