the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself

In large corporations it is imperative to understand that the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself if your goal is to move up the ladder.

Excuse me, Derek? The bosses cock isn't going to suck itself.

by milfhunter37 March 31, 2003

Trash taking itself out

Sometimes, a really shit human being will do the public service of identifying themselves and voluntarily removing themselves from the situation. This is the trash taking itself out.

After Buffalo police knocked down and left a 77 year old protester bleeding in the street, 2 of them were disciplined, and 57 of the Buffalo police resigned from the task force in protest. It's like the trash taking itself out.

by KaiusC June 8, 2020

Itzel

She is a sexy and hot buetiful girl. Is usually shy but gettino to know her is crazy. She is an amazing friend to have.

She's gotta be an itzel.

by Amber micknelson March 13, 2017

Pulling an Itzel

Having a moment in which you are unable to make a comeback.

boy: " you look Chinese"
girl: " oh yeah? well you,,,,, ummmmm,,,,,"
boy:" look at you. Pulling an Itzel"

by luisj November 7, 2018

I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

A rather genius phrase, coined by Adam Hodges on facebook. A spin off the lawn/emo/cut itself.

Man, AP Music Theory sucks. I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

by rarrrgh October 10, 2006

Ixelt

Ixelt is a smart girl with straight A's and a very friendly, she's sweet and caring. She's also one of the most beautiful girls in school. Ixelt is also very brave and loyal. She tends to be a short girl in school, but never underestimate her.

The new girl is such an ixelt

by I'm.smart.lol November 21, 2014

sometimes the banana peels itself

saying used to describe that somethings just happen for a reason and are outside of ones control

My grandma is getting too old to care for now. We are going to have to put her in a home soon, but man sometimes the banana peels itself.

by spenzar71 July 5, 2015