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Itcher Clencher

When you fart to itch your rectum instead of openly scratching, while trying to not let a loud one out.
Yesterday in class I had a bad bootay itch and had to let out an itcher clencher.
by Guitarman78 August 16, 2011
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Itches

My forehead itches
by Itches June 16, 2018
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Itcherdonskimoned

Opening the lid with the slider on a yeti cup to take a drink
Josh itcherdonskimoned the yeti cup to take a drink
by This handle is not used September 14, 2020
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itches

like "bitches."

but bitchier.
itches, man. fuckin' itches.
by itchesgetstitches September 8, 2022
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AckOrgiddyWay ItchesOrgiddyBay

\ˈaktˈ-orˈgi-dē-wā-ˈiches-orˈgi-dē-ˈbā\

The barbie pig latin term for “whack bitches”.
"we are in the presence of AckOrgiddyWay ItchesOrgiddyBay"
by Kashken April 14, 2023
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gabe itches

it is used to trick people into saying gay bitches in a stream, so in a live stream someone would text something along the lines of: do a collab with gabe itches!
Timmythe15junior12345: Do a collab with gabe itches!
Streamer: Who is gaybitches?
Timmythe15junior12345: You don't know who gabe itches is?
Streamer: No?
Chat: mf you're stupid, you just said gay bitches
by bleep4238 June 8, 2023
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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
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