iSpod

Apple fanboys who know everything about the company from the first line of code on the first Macintosh's operating system to the colour of the inner walls of Steve Job's small intestine

"OMG, I cannot, CANNOT, beliiiiiieve that you still don't have an iPod yet."

"I kind of like my mp3 player dude. I can carry a spare battery around with me in case it runs out and you can't do that with an iPod right?"

"OMG, OMG! Do you know anything about lithium-ion batteries or are you just trying to be cool? Apple bashing is so cool now right? Just get a fucking iPod and an iPhone like uuuuurverybody else."

"Look, iSpod, it's not cute anymore. I'm sick of you sticking your iPhone in my face and showing me some lame app that was seemingly designed by a twelve year old retarded kid. I'm sick of you holding up your iPad in the middle of town and shouting about how cool augmented reality is whilst running about like a fairy. And I'm sick of the sound leak from your shitty, white Apple brand head phones. So. Just. FUCK! OFF!!!!"

"OMG, like whatever."

*KILLS*

by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011

Isopod

A CRUSTACEAN not an INSECT please do not get the wrong information. Also a wholesome memes that brings life to people.

My pet ISOPOD is named Matthew.
Do not eat ISOPODS.
Don't confuse ISOPODS with Tide pods.

by Dogpotato January 29, 2018

Istrouma

Istrouma was the Native American word that the French translated as "Baton Rouge". Baton Rouge translated to English is "stick of red" or "red stick". The reason that it was referred to as red stick is because the village was centered around a tall pole that the natives used to suspend their game, such as bear, in order to process the meat. As a result, the blood that ran down the pole during the processing of the game stained the wood a crimson red. Thus, Istrouma or "Baton Rouge"!

The French translate the native American word, "Istrouma" as "Baton Rouge"!

by SteelnVelvet October 24, 2015

ISTP

Uhhh.... hello???? What is with all these unnecessarily hateful definitions LOL

I'm not an ISTP, but I sure as hell know for a fact that they are nothing like the recent nonsense being spewed out.

These hateful definitions do not reflect anything about ISTPs. However, it does reflect that the authors must be:
A) Extremely butthurt
B) Living inside their own bubble
C) Narcissists
D) Sociopaths (how ironic)
E) An absolute jackass of a person
...and most importantly...
F) a pathetic individual, likely an incel or hypermasculine misogynist, who still lives in their parent's basement.

Let's all press F for these sad individuals while the real ISTPs continue doing what they do best in life.

Bee: I just did my Myers-Briggs Personality Test!
Wendy: Nice! What did you get?
Bee: ISTP!
Wendy: Awesome!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 26, 2021

IStoleMadsLeg

IStoleMadsLeg is a pretty famous roblox tiktoker! She loves her friends so much, that she’ll even make video’s about them. How cute is that?!? She has a small amount of friends, but they still help her with a lot of things! example: Maddie, Maya, Savannah, and Jax.

Player 1- OMG!! Is that IStoleMadsLeg?!
Player 2- OMGG!! I THINK IT IS!!
Player 1- LETS GO SAY HI!!
Player 2- YEA COME ON!! LETS GO!!
Player 1- THIS IS SO COOL!!

by Heyo!! February 1, 2021

istphi

istphi is a hot and sexy tiktok account who makes amazing art. theyre a shoyo stan and they’re unbelievably funny. they’ll be your mutual if you ask because they’re desperate for friends. they’ll also buy you flowers

“whos your favorite mutual?”
“oh, for sure it’s istphi, previously artandstuffbysteph. they’re so sexy and they bought me flowers”

by bruhhhhhhht February 21, 2021

istphi

this is an artist on tik tok that is the sexiest person alive. they are extremely funny and so good at drawing. plus they’re hot as hell. all their followers are a little silly 😜

“whos your favorite artist”
“it’s istphi”
“wow you silly goose marry me”

by bruhhhhhhht February 22, 2021