My D is the K to your V

isnt it obvious?

we all know that

My D is the K to your V

by mother erects September 04, 2016

put my d in her v

well pretty much you are getting some pussy. pretty much all there is to it. you're destroying that fucking twat. get er' boy...

Yo Levi, I went over to Lindsey's house and put my d in her v.

by Edwards.Holden June 02, 2016

d my b's

Short for dip my balls. Often referring to the female's mouth where males suggest they would like to place their testicles.

Look at the hottie... I'd like to d my b's in that.

by Hung Hero January 17, 2006

d my s

a quick and easy way to say delight my scrotum.

also can be used to say dust my snatch.

hey rayko, can you d my s real quick?

by addie farr January 22, 2008

J’n my D

A term for jacking off made famous by comedian Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Mom’s House podcast.

My girlfriend: would you like to have sex?

Me: not right now, but maybe later.

My girlfriend: why?

Me: I just got done J’n my D.

by Doitallnight March 04, 2024

is on my D!

1. Exclamation used when someone says anything about their girlfriend, mom, or sister. Used in situations where you really don't care about what they have to say.

2. For when someone doesn't feel like saying on my dick.

Joe: My my girlfriend....(starts to complain)
Chuck: Is on my D!!!!

by Mah Pie November 21, 2011

My x 3 D check

My x3D check

My x 3 d check

by September 26, 2022