investihate 

To investigate what your co-worker that you don't like is doing so you can hate on them for succeeding.

A car salesmen walks by another salesman's office to evesdrop and find out if the other salesman's customer is going to buy the car. If they buy you can hate on him. If they walk out without buying it makes you happy that he failed. "Hold on Jim has a customer. Let me go investihate."

investihate by Danimal Mac February 3, 2006

Investigatorally 

see also: investigatively, investigatorial.
A process in which one observes, measures, fact-checks and sleuths for the right answer, specifically in the Criminal Justice arena.

Through my investigatorial findings, it is clear that the blood did not belong to Jennie

I found, investigatorally, that the crime committed was indeed committed by none other then the Masked Mutant

Investigatorally by dateofbirth October 16, 2012

Investihaters 

Paranormal investigators that are hell bent on blaming paranormal television and event celebrities for the short comings in the paranormal field. Most investihaters in the field are usually upset they didn't get offered a tv show or that their evidence lacks any substance.

Bob the ghost hunter thinks all paranormal celebrities are faking their evidence. He has now reached investihaters status.

Investihaters by Rouxlette December 13, 2010

investigaiter 

A detective who checks out yer protective ankle-wear for possible evidence.

I love playing "investigaiter" wif pretty girls as an excuse to handle and massage their cute tootsies --- in every case, of course, both da cute chick and I know very well dat it's merely a joking ruse for a little touchy-feely of their warm softness, just da same as if I gleefully perform a thorough examination of their NECK-gaiters ("Oh, you just wanna play wif my boobs!"), but they're still okay wif it 'cuz they know I am getting such immense pleasure out of da experience, plus they feel flattered dat I am so enamored wif their attractive body-parts.

investigaiter by QuacksO December 10, 2024

arson investigator 

my username, but also, someone who gets a call from a fireman/firewoman that the fire is deemed arson, and then the arson investigator will see what device was used i.e molotov cocktail, gas can, lighter. and they will try to catch the suspect.

the arson investigator is investigating the Montreal fire

arson investigator by arson_investigator October 16, 2021

Inch Investigator 

A person, typically a woman, who will reject a guy who is shorter than 5’11” due to their unreasonable height requirement in a potential partner.

The inch investigator ghosted me because I didn’t wear my shoe inserts.

Inch Investigator by K0z254 August 25, 2022

Furry investigator

Furry investigator a term for a dog since dogs have a great sense of smell and are used for police work

My tiny furry investigator a minpin sniffed where I hit the dog treats

Furry investigator by Wolfgirl1 January 2, 2026