investigayte 

(v.) the act of trying to figure out if someone is gay or not.

Friend: Hey, did you ever hook up with Carly?
Me: No, I'm still investigayting.
Friend: How long could it possibly take to investigayte?
Me: ... a long time.

investigayte by there-she-go November 15, 2017

arson investigator 

my username, but also, someone who gets a call from a fireman/firewoman that the fire is deemed arson, and then the arson investigator will see what device was used i.e molotov cocktail, gas can, lighter. and they will try to catch the suspect.

the arson investigator is investigating the Montreal fire

arson investigator by arson_investigator October 16, 2021

Inch Investigator 

A person, typically a woman, who will reject a guy who is shorter than 5’11” due to their unreasonable height requirement in a potential partner.

The inch investigator ghosted me because I didn’t wear my shoe inserts.

Inch Investigator by K0z254 August 25, 2022

Furry investigator

Furry investigator a term for a dog since dogs have a great sense of smell and are used for police work

My tiny furry investigator a minpin sniffed where I hit the dog treats

Furry investigator by Wolfgirl1 January 2, 2026

Phantom Shitter investigators 

A team of lads formed in Ambleside to , investigate, capture and detain an infamous Phantom Shitter. Identifiable by their unique badges, they were created to protect small towns from lesser-common shower shitters, and defend the community. Each team contains one Phantom Shitter Inspector, who inspects the crime scene after a report.

The Phantom Shitter Investigators are on the hunt in Ambleside.

Phantom Shitter investigators by JellyMeadow77 July 27, 2023

PIS (private investigator services)

PIS

1. when a group of close knit friends come together to figure some shit out

"damn i wish i had the PIS (private investigator services) team to help me figure this out"
when a group of close knit friends come together to figure some shit out

PIS (private investigator services) by the psi team August 2, 2023

Top private investigator in the state of texas 

In 2020 of November, private investigator, Donovan Thomas became the top investigator in the state of Texas after completing a case the former top investigator for the state could not, the former top investigator Gil Wilson worked a missing person case for two months and could not locate the person of Interest. investigator D Thomas took over the case and found the person of interest in three days time investigator D Thomas was promoted to lead investigator for the investigation company he worked for, and to this day investigator D Thomas still holds the title for top investigator for the state of Texas he was also considered the youngest investigator in the state to make lead investigator within the first few months of holding a private investigator license

Investigator D Thomas Holds the title for top private investigator in the state of Texas

Top private investigator in the state of texas by Stateoftexas August 17, 2025