intoxicamein

To be CUM~DRUNK

All I know is, I was dancing one minute and kevin’d The next. So you know I was intoxicamein

by Talentshowho January 10, 2019

premature intoxication

Getting wasted prior to leaving the house for a bar, party, or anywhere else you were planning on having drinks

Holy crap, did you guys see Craig last night? We went to his condo to have a few drinks before hitting the club, but he had already consumed enough vodka to cause a premature intoxication situation.

by 2dguy December 9, 2008

Intoxication Scale

A means of indicating how intoxicated you are to others.

Scale definitions:
0% - Stone cold sober
30-80% - "Head clear" zone. The point where you have a buzz but are not fully intoxicated.
50% - You are too drunk to drive (legally)
100% - Fully (and comfortably) intoxicated
150% - "No longer fun" drunk (ie. slurring, stumbling and making an ass out of yourself)
200% - So drunk that you will puke at some point (could be the next day)
300% - So drunk you pass out
400% - Death is near

Person 1: "How drunk are you on the intoxication scale?"
Person 2: "I'm a solid 70%, you?"
Person 1: "I'm already at 100%"
Person 2: "Nice. I need to drink faster to catch up."

by Vic320 February 4, 2010

Intoxicology Report

The bar tab. The report compiled by an intoxicologist. It may or maynot include a list of toxins, but always includes the name of the bar, the total amount spent, and (most importantly) the time of departure.

"Dude, I woke up this morning with a huge hangover, then I found 5 intoxicology reports in my wallet. Ouch!"

by Carrie E. September 26, 2008

Sleep Deprivation Intoxication

Also known as SDI.

This describes the feelings and actions of someone in the period of consciousness right before going to sleep. Frequently the result of fighting sleep. The actions often resemble those of someone under the influence of alcohol.

Oh. She wasn't drinking. She just hit sleep deprivation intoxication. It was way past her bedtime.

by bloomsummer10 July 9, 2011

Intoxifaded

To be drunk and high at the same time.

Salem- "Jason are you drunk bro?"
Jason- "FUCK YEA DUDE, im intoxicated..."
Salem- "well wanna smoke a blunt?, then you can be intoxifaded!"
Salem & Jason- "hahahahaha"

by Salem G December 21, 2008

Intoximicated

That point in the evening when your alchohol consumption has reached the level where you are ambitiously telling a story, but can't seem to get the words exactly right. This is a happy state of drunkeness, not to be confused with the ugly states of shitfaced or blackout.

I was so intoximicated I told him about this great "trap I took to the Crammed Cannedyon.

by Rawbg October 23, 2002