Intestinal Testimony

A gastrointestinal event by which you are made aware of impending disaster, either in the form or noxious flatulence, explosive diarrhea, or the dreaded shart. Intestinal Testimony (IT) presents as loud gurgling noises coming from the region of the abdomen usually below the navel. It is audible to up to fifteen feet away. Not to be confused with an actual fart, with IT there is no expulsion of gas or feces, just the heralding trumpets of the massive toilet turmoil to come.

No, Gary is just giviing Intestinal Testimony to the shit he is about to take. I told him not to eat that much king crab!!

by Catnymph July 22, 2010

intestinal terrorist

A person who engages in anal sex with an unwilling partner.
Often happens in prison.

Whoa what happened to you last night?

some intestinal terrorist got a hold of me in the showers.

by Poor Mans Orange December 1, 2010

Intertouchdown

An intertouchdown occurs when a defender intercepts a pass in his endzone and instead of having the interception ruled a touchback, a replacement NFL referee calls that interception a touchdown for the other team.

To signal an intertouchdown, a replacement ref pulls down his pants and shoves his head up into his anal cavity via his anus.

Fred: "Did you see that MNF game last night? Wow, the Packers were robbed by the replacement refs. I think the Seahawks QB became the first player in NFL history to throw a game winning interception!"

Marty: "Yeah. Nice intertouchdown for the win there Seahawks."

Fred: "Intertouchdown? What's the signal for an intertouchdown?"

Marty: "To signal an intertouchdown, a replacement ref pulls down his pants and shoves his head up his ass."

by m_piet September 25, 2012

intertippity

to feel deeply torn because you know what is right, best or practical and that conflicts with what is pleasurable or what you ardently want.

A specific form of cognitive dissonance and inner-conflict.

Sometimes accompanied by ambivalence.

Often used to describe difficulty while developing new habits.

I have not known so much intertippity since my doctor first told me I was at risk for type II diabetes, and the waiter plunked down a big honkin' chocolate lava cake with vanilla ice cream in front of me.

by Xanadu The Great April 15, 2015

mopery with intent to gawk

quasi-criminal offense frequently enforced by cops in crowded areas such as concerts and sports events by stating "move it along ..there's nothing to see here...."

Before Paul got a chance to see what was going on he was charged with "mopery with intent to gawk"

by sheila in the car May 24, 2009

intestines

The absurdly long organs kept in the belly, usually susceptible to removal by velociraptor.

"...or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines..."

by Dr jebus PhD April 30, 2009

Intexternal

Used to refer to both the internal and external.

Intexternal recruitment (lit. Internal and External Recruitment).

by Joseph Rothwell October 27, 2007