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weapons of math instruction

Instruments for teaching mathematics can also include calculator, pen, rubber etc...

Some of those who carry WMIs, are suspected of being part of Al-Gebra -network.
The key members of Al-Gebra -network are claimed to have acquired vast amounts of Weapons of Math Instruction.
by Jussi April 29, 2004
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Flight Instructor

A brave and astute individual, most likely also an alcoholic, that tries to be killed many times on a daily basis only to be paid minimum wage if they are lucky training cocky big headed students that one day will have hundreds of lives in their hands.
I saw a flight instructor take a swig from his flask of whiskey and kiss the ground right after his student tried to land the aircraft upside down.
by willabeast7 June 27, 2010
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Flight Instructor Special

An alcohol purchase by Bill and Kev from the Circular K "Circle K" with a poor flight instructor's paycheck in mind. Usually consists of two Coor's Original 32oz. Beers for $4.00.
Yo man, Let's go grab the Flight Instructor Special after work.
by Bigg Bill October 18, 2008
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Drill Instructor

United States Marine Corps Drill Instructor. Smoky Bear. DI only to a very gustsy/ stupid recruit, or one that has already earned the Title. Any disgusting civilians worst nightmare. Arrive at either MCRD and you will think that they were trained by Satan himself. They are the most motivated and most degrading person you will ever meet. For three months of your life they are the last person in the world you want to meet. You would rather piss your own pants than request a head call.
When you finish the twelve weeks of Hell and he hands you the Eagle, Globe and Anchor. He goes from being your worst nightmare to being the first one you would want at your side in a tight spot.
My Drill Instructor was the meanest motherfucker on the Island, but after he handed me my EGA, he shook my hand and called me Brother.
by DevilDogPOG October 25, 2011
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Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness

An action used by popular youtube comedian Toby Turner, aka Tobuscus, who does a wide range of videos, from songs, to virals, to vlogs, to gameplay commentary. To form an intro in his daily vlog series, he places his thumb on the camera lens, creating darkness, then redness, then whiteness, and sings "Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness" This is used to add an intro to the video, or as Toby often says, to end an awkward moment.

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Audience? Audience wha-what are you doing precariously perched on that ledge audience? you could've gotten hurt. Sooo umm....INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS
by godthefish March 14, 2011
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introdouching

the act of introducing a douche to someone.
Apple Email: "Introdouching the iPhone 5"

Ashley: "hey guys i'd like to introdouche my ex boyfriend Josh"
by Matt Huff October 6, 2011
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intronet

Use of the world wide web (internet) as a network to create oportunities to introduce yourself to others.
The girl uses online dating sites as her personal "intronet"
by Urban Stephen July 19, 2007
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