instegator

person who starts drama but is left out of the argument

p1:i dont like her
p2:u dont (goes to p3 and tells him/her what p1 said)
p3:i dont what that hoe is talking about we gonna fight cuz of this
p1 to p2:ur such an instegator

by andy1àà April 14, 2009

instapreneur

1. An entrepreneur or home business based out of Instagram.

2. A company that markets, create awareness and sells through Instagram

She is an instapreneur, she grew her business by introducing quirky designs.

by The Enthu Foodie October 12, 2017

If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead

Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.

Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!

by Public Enemy Number 42 May 3, 2008

intepesting

What my cellphone spells out on auto text instead of interesting.

Fuck, my phone just spelled intepesting again.

That's intepesting, my phone doesn't spell out interesting.

by Fighting Pirate February 8, 2009

instapear

When anything instantly appears. My friends 4 year old daughter coined this term and has been used profusley since then( 4 years ago).

Wow, that thunderstorm just instapeared.

by rebeccagood42 July 15, 2009

Insteall

To obtain goods with the specific purpose of immediately installing them.

"I'm going to go insteall Monkey Island."

"Time to go insteall some new ram from Best Buy."

by Thenre April 3, 2013

InstaPeng

You're only good looking via Instagram due to lighting and filters but in real life you're a dead ting ...

Look there's that instapeng girl Louisa dela rosa

by Catty123 May 11, 2014