Imperio

One of the 3 'Unforgivable Curses' in Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling.

The Imperious Curse is used to take full control of the body of another. As with Avada Kedavra use of this curse will have you placed in the Wizard Prison 'Azkaban'

"You will do exactly as I wish....IMPERIO!", The young wizards eyes glazed over and he seemed a million miles away, yet aware of the need to follow and external force.

by Dumbledore July 27, 2004

Imperial Fuckton

Roughly 1200 Metric Fucktons. A unit of measurement in the extreme supurlative.

MY CETA is a star that has roughly 2 Imperial Fucktons of plasma.

by MatthewTay November 9, 2007

Impersonal Sex

Casual sex with a stranger. It frequently refers to casual sex between two anonymous males in public restrooms. Laud Humphreys studied it in 1960 as a doctorate student of sociology at Washington University. The University refused to grant him the PhD for ethical reasons. Conceptually, it is close to one-night-stand, and no-strings-attached sex.

Michel Foucault, the famous French philosopher, experienced impersonal sex while visiting San Francisco.

by M Abdel Aziz December 19, 2009

InDerpret

1.) Inderpret (Verb): To translate complex concepts or sentences into smaller more understandable words so that a less intelligent person (or "The DERP") can then understand what is being said.

2.) Inderpret (Verb): To make an unintelligent comment made by "The Derp" more logical or understandable to those who don't speak moron.

Inderpreting works both ways- similar to how translating works (English to French or French to English).
Inderpreting is a play on words for interpret

1.) Jimmy: "Man it's 70 degrees in December!? Gotta love global warming!"
John (The Derp): "Uhhh, what's global warming?"
Jimmy: "You don't know? The pollution we cause will increase the temperature of the Earth and will cause sea levels to rise as the polar icecaps melt.
John: "Herp a derp, what?
Andrew (inderpreter): "Hurr Earth get hot and we all die Durr"
John: "Oh okay."

2.) Casey: "Hey guys, let's order a pizza!"
John (The Derp): "Hurrr, me like cheese"
Jimmy: "Umm... what?"
Andrew: "Jimmy, what John means here is that he isn't fond of toppings on his pizza, rather he simply likes bread sauce and cheeze."
Jimmy: "Thanks Andrew, I understand now!"

by AndrewL69 November 29, 2011

imperial butt trooper

Is a member of darth vader's personal group of gay storm troopers.

Look at that Imperial Butt Trooper playing With His blaster rifle!!!

Can a imperial Butt trooper take in

Jabba the Butt!?

by "Jod"I"MASTER"Bater!!!! May 19, 2016

Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy

Where any and all villains go to learn how to shoot. If they attended here, their shooting will inevitably be terrible, e.g., they will hit everything but their target.

Your shooting is terrible!

Hey, I went to the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy!

by Anhilliator1 November 9, 2016

Russian Imperial Soap

The frothy lather created when a Russian gas cooker’s vaginal juices are mixed with man gravy, genital sweat a.k.a. Duck Butter and saliva, then laced with the odour of burned latex.

“Hey Denise, you should have seen the Russian Imperial Soap this gassie from St Petersburg left me with.”

by D. Slippington June 22, 2016