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Incompetental

Incompetental describes the worst possible level of competence possible, specifically related to services.

This word originated from the extremely bad level of competence demonstrated by Continental Airlines. It was originally only used as a word to describe the level of competence of Continental Airlines, which is basically non-existent.

It doesn't matter that passengers of Continental Airlines get shown a video of the CEO speaking, telling them how important their customers are to them, and how they strive to provide the best service possible. Either non of Continental's employees have seen this video, or they best service they can provide is, kick your foot repeatedly while you are trying to sleep, because part of it is in the hallway.
This airline is just so incompetental!
by Rapkannibale January 27, 2011
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incomplete leapfrog

A way for parents to explain what they were doing without explaining what they were doing when their kids catch them doin the do
"Oh Bobby, daddy and I were just playing a game of incomplete leapfrog, that's all."
by uncletubba November 3, 2011
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incompetrumpence

When arrogance supercedes both integrity and intelligence on a global leader
Your so incompetrumpence
by Patrick DeBolt February 17, 2017
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incompetude

Characterized by lack of skill coupled with an arrogant demeanor; preemptive indignation directed toward a person who may or may not be questioning the subject’s inability to carry out a duty.
President Trump’s righteous tweets about lying to the public about the early dangers of Covid-19 showed an insecure leader with great incompetude.”
by PleasurePilot December 20, 2020
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Priveleged incompetance

Gaining access or power without consideration of ability based on financial status.
Betsy DeVos has no experience as an education administrator but she has a ton of money for vote buying and so her priveleged incompetance got her the job.
by Lizzy Mac February 8, 2017
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Strategic Incompetence

Avoiding unwanted work by emphasizing one's own incompetence and/or praising someone else's greater competence.
"I would address the wedding invitations myself," said Cecile, in a dazzling display of strategic incompetence, "But my handwriting is practically illegible."
by YoshinoyaBeefBowl May 25, 2021
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bethesda-grade incompetence

Making something that could be good but ends up being terrible, but people enjoy it anyway; ignoring hundreds and hundreds of helpful suggestions; generally being a giant assclown that is clearly only worried about selling the bridge that you are currently burning while standing on.
The world fades from black. You sit in a wooden cart, surrounded by bandits. One of the bandits has terribly broken textures, and two others are incorrectly labelled as housecats. You shout out to God almighty "I think there's a mistake here!!" Suddenly, a feral pig jumps out of a bush and explodes, killing you. This is some Bethesda-grade incompetence.
by OldManBOMBIN August 1, 2019
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