balls are stuck in the chimney 

Balls are stuck in the chimney: When a person is confused or in a difficult situation. Similar to the popular phrase in a pickle.

Jamie is stuck on a maths problem.

Jamie: Oh man, this question is really hard. My balls are stuck in the chimney.

Charlie: What does that mean?

Jamie: My balls are stuck in the chimney is just another way of saying I’m confused or I’m in a pickle.

balls are stuck in the chimney by nkmakesp July 6, 2023

leather studded kiss in the sand 

A term from Lady GaGa's song "Bad Romance".
No one is really sure what it means, but it sure does sound pretty cool.

In the music video she grabs her crotch region when she says that phrase, giving it a sexual connotation.

"I want your drama, the touch of your hand, i want your leather studded kiss in the sand" - Lady GaGa

leather studded kiss in the sand by skankhoprostitute January 24, 2010

[stuck in the middle] 

half way to being high or drunk

man 1: i'm stuck in the middle
man 2: one more hit, you'll be set

man 1: i'm stunk in the middle
man 2: take a few more shots and you'll be gone

[stuck in the middle] by Moee420 January 12, 2009

stuck in the trunk 

When your penis gets stuck up a girls ass

Da bitch had junk no her trunk and I got stuck in the trunk.

stuck in the trunk by the dafiner October 26, 2015

Stuck in the basement 

The act of being a male while having attraction to women, but unable to obtain a relationship.

"Why's Jack nervous around Shelly?" "He's just Stuck in the basement."

Stuck in the basement by Heel-Gemini October 18, 2018

Stuck in the portal 

When you are super fucked up and people can’t get your attention. This usually happens when one trips on acid and gets stuck in a image or in a visual.

Matty: bro you didn’t really think I was going to get stuck did you
G: bro you were stuck in the portal

Stuck in the portal by Butterjack January 25, 2019

Stuck in the mud

When you are drunk and you’ve fucked up.

Karen; Who’s boat is this?
Jade: Oh you mean Mud Flaps. She’s ours. You’re a part owner. We bought it off Marketplace last night.
Karen: Oh fuck. You all got stuck in the mud last night!!

Stuck in the mud by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022