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panorama in your pants 

Hey, Francis, look at Tom's pants: He's sh*t into them, now you have a real panorama in your pants!

beans in your pants 

Referring to someone who is being goofy or overly energetic. Not dissimilar from “ants in your pants.”
Karen, calm down. You’ve got beans in your pants.
beans in your pants by FiestaNic October 1, 2019

snow in your pants 

(Verb) To ejaculate into one's pants.
If you drink Fresca, you'll snow in your pants

Skittles in your pants 

What to do when you want to learn a secret.
Person 1: Dude how do you do that?
Person 2: First you have to get a bag of skittles then put the skittles in your pants.

'coon in your pants 

You have a particularly large 'coon in your pants!

IMMA PUT A HOLE IN YOUR PANTS 

When you see a five-year-old you can't resist and you get the urge to immediately insert your penis into there body.