Gardening Implement

1. Another way of calling someone a whore;
Calling someone a whore in a "nicer way."

Gardening Implement = Hoe = Hoe = Whore

2. A HOEBAG

Girl: She is a Gardening Implement!
Guy: I know she's a whore!

by Cool.As.Junk(; December 24, 2010

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improbement

A lie made up by the king of liars, FTD. It means "I'm a sucky loser", but can be used without grammatical correctness and still have the same meaning.

An improbement, I'm sure.

Even though it is not grammatically correct, the speaker is saying "I'm a sucky loser".

by Calathar October 2, 2004

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Home Improvement Sunday

The excuse your "friend" uses to avoid coming over to your house for a meal on Easter Sunday.

Bruh...it's home improvement Sunday... It's a thing...I promise I didn't just make it up.

by Suburban Pictionary July 6, 2016

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Grotesque Impalement

Song by dying fetus. Quite humorous actaully considering the band has little talent outside of wicked guitar solos.

"I Am Lost, Far From The Cross You Stand Before, Filled With Lust, We Are All Filled With Lust, We Want This Whore, Impale Your Flesh, Draped In Darkness, Your Guts Explode And Life Has Ceased Behind Your Eyes, Impalement, And Before, Live No More, Live No More, Overcome By Fever, Malevolent Disgrace, Wretching With Repulsion, Bleeding From The Eyes, Fester With Redemption, Your Blood Begins To Clot, Clogging The Corpulses In Your Mind, Ignoring The Pretention, Wallow In The Rot, Seven Lives Have Come And Gone, The First And The Last, And What Are We Even Here For? Some Twisted, Mindless Game? Or Is God Just Playign Tricks Upon My Brain? The Birth Of Death Begins, And With Your Life It Ends, My World Emmersed In Hate, Destroy What I Creat, Deficate, Choke On My Shit, Urinate, Drown In My Piss, Godless, Hater Of The World, Your Mind Dwells On The Absurd, As I Contemplate Your Horrible Demise, Blood Streams Down Your Face, Drained, Drained Of Life" -Dying Fetus, Grotesque Impalement

by Reed May 5, 2006

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self improvement

Is masturbation. (Now self destruction is the answer.)

Self improvement, such as working out is as useless as masturbation. All it does is make you feel good about yourself, but in reality accomplishes nothing.

by Tyler Nedrud October 31, 2007

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