impaling

the act of forcing a sharp object through the body until it reaches the other side

The man got bamboo growing through his body , the excutioner was traumatized after

impaling him

by mlqrt February 25, 2017

chevy impala

Hot old car driven by Sam Winchester and Dean Winchester which they use to kill monsters with their angel friend Castiel
A classic beautiful car

Damn that Impala's a sexy car

I wish I had such a nice Impala

This beauty's a classic Chevy Impala!

by RedDragonxx September 4, 2016

Impala

The great cruiser car from Chevrolet motors, with characteristic low center of mass for that extra stability.

Idiot, its an ambassador - not an impala.

by Sundeep September 27, 2005

impaling the morals of a minor

A pun on the crime of "impairing the morals of a minor" that defines the much more serious crime of statutory rape.

That mofo was impaling the morals of a minor when he fucked my 16-year-old sister.

by jammyboil December 26, 2008

Lex the Impaler

Street name for Lexington Steele. Porn star specializing in anal sex on white women. Gigantic penis known for annhilating the likes of Miko Lee, Monica Sweetheart, Gauge and Aurora Snow.

After doing a few scenes with Lex the Impaler, do those chicks have to wear diapers?

by The Kid! June 17, 2004

Tame Impala Quandary

The sense of uncertainty when one is unsure whether a musical artist is a single person or group, especially when referring to the artist in conversation.

“Is his new record out?”
“His? They’re a band not a guy. Tame impala quandary huh?”

by Thelonious Allah Bowie November 27, 2021

Impale

To insert (usually in a rough manner) a large object or penis into a body cavity.

To stab with a large object.

Person 1: "How was your night last night"
Person 2: "Great but I can barely walk, got impaled last night"

Rochelle got impaled by J last night!

by CJRealtalk May 7, 2015