Ilan

A cool kid who’s dead now.

Oh boy, you are ilan!

by High definition intelligence September 12, 2022

bar ilan

A bunch of nerds with no life that spend 25 hours a day studying math and making bad jokes about bar ilan studying materials. They have been in the same program for the majority of their life. If you encounter a bar ilan attendee the best thing to do is to call the cops and run

You Are a bar ilan attendee?
Yes
Get the f*** away from me you f***ing need, I'm calling the cops right now

by Average magshimim Chad February 24, 2024

Ilan

It is a person who doesn't get bitches and likes geography and history.

OMG, this guy is such an Ilan. I am gonna KYS.

by Mancetov prijatelj May 7, 2022

Ilan rastegar

A kid who's generally really chill and cool and has sick eyes

Ilan rastegar eyes are legit two small pools

by AwesomeGals April 18, 2018

Ilan mastur

To be a master at doing the Ilan special.

Matthew the Ilan mastur and Gabriel did the Ilan special last night.

by anonymous May 19, 2022

ilan

a type of object that usually falls down the stairs

person 1: did you hear it
person 2: hear what
person 1: ilan fell down the stairs again
person 2: hahahahahahahhaah LOL!!!!1 XD

by the no papa fun February 14, 2019

Ilan

Ilan has the N-word pass

Ilan called this fat ass black monkey a "nigro"

by OsherTheBlackChild June 4, 2023