I have the power of god and anime on my side

If somebody says this, BACK AWAY. For all you know, this person could destroy you with one phrase.

Guy: Kys
Weeb god: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ExcusemesirWTF January 5, 2019

I have a better question: WHY is gamora?

A Marvel® Caracter

Marvel® Caracter 1: Where is Gamora?
Marvel® Caracter 2: Who is Gamora?
Marvel® Caracter 3: I have a better question: WHY is gamora?

by God gave His only son for us! November 10, 2019

I have to drop a Boesch

Taking a shit

I will be back, I have to drop a Boesch

by I've been Boesch'ed May 8, 2009

objects i have shoved up my arse

a beautiful video by bruno powroznik stating several physical materials that he has put up his anus.

"have you seen 'objects i have shoved up my arse'? my favourite object was toothbrush handle <3"

by dammaisitthatserious January 17, 2020

I have spoken!

An epic way to say that what you have said is law and/or true and anything contrary is irrelevant and untrue

You're an idiot.

How the fu-

I HAVE SPOKEN!

by hewhosubmitswords September 15, 2009

I have no recollection

Typically invoked by governmental officials during sworn testimony to the U.S. Congress to deny potentially damaging -- politically and/or criminally -- behavior.

From the 1994 film "Clear and Present Danger" starring Harrison Ford:

Jack Ryan: Who authorized this?
Robert Ritter: I'm sure they'll ask you that.
Jack Ryan: Who authorized it?
Robert Ritter: I have no recollection, Senator

by LetsGoOakland April 4, 2007

i have the screenshots

when you are explaining some serious tea and you have proof

omg she litreally said *** ***** **** ***
i have the screenshots

by k_19@rosebud September 23, 2018