I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants

A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.

<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003

ignition

Slang for vagina. The keys are fingers or a penis. There fore u put the key or keys in the ignition.

"Wow, i bet Caleb wants someone to put their keys in his vagina."

"Looks like Ben put the key in Julie's ignition."

by outsidethat[] March 10, 2009

ignit

an ignorant ass nogga. stupid; retarded; probably someone whos been dropped on der head too much.

"You put the 'e' in 'ignit'

by McNasty aka Ghetto Supa Starr aka So Sick aka Awsometastik September 8, 2007

ignious

another word for being stupid or ignorant

did you hear about how ignious that guy is?

god! your so ignious!

by jesse jinglehimer June 20, 2008

ignite my pubes

Something that excites you or that you enjoy. It is also common to use the negative form to describe something you do not like.

Guy 1: Hey did you watch the new season of House of Cards?
Guy 2: No. I'm not really a fan of the show. It really doesn't ignite my pubes.

by pensfan044 March 12, 2014

Ignite Toast

"Ignite Toast" known for the best youtuber on social media

Fan#1: Hey have you heard about this youtuber called Ignite Toast?

Fan#2: Yeah why?

Fan#1: He's the best!

Fan#2: I think we all know that already lol😂

by Some person on the internet February 26, 2018

Ignotry

Saying or doing things that are bigoted, but you were completely unaware it had a bigoted meaning.

Hey, keep it down over there in the peanut gallery! (Peanut gallery was a racist term for the area blacks were allowed to sit in public theaters. They were only allowed to have peanuts for food.) Only because of my Ignotry I used it.

by JazzmanJay June 23, 2018