Riding the Iditarod

Verb;

Euphemism for having an affair or extramarital affair;

Synonyms: "Hiking the Appalachian Trail"

"Mushing the Iditarod"

They were divorced after she learned he had been "Riding the Iditarod";

Her office explained her absence saying she was out "Mushing the Iditarod"

by WinstonSmith1984 August 1, 2009

idiotard

A true exemplar of stupidity!

Some one just about as moronic and mindless as they come.

A woman as distressed by the store she works in introducing vodoo doll key chains into the product they sell..

and that idiotard Pat Robetson adviced her to quit! FUCKING USELESS IDIOTARD!

the woman was a bloody widow! the last thing she needs is to loose a job! of all the low down dumb ass idiotic things to say!

Fucking idiotard!
It's a fucking key chain!!!!!!! IDIOTARD!!!!!

THANK YOU FOR INCREASING THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE YOU USELESS GIT!

by ProphetOfConfusion September 8, 2016

Iditarod

An idiotarded dog musher

You probably heard about the Iditarod event from the 1880s; well, this is what it ‘really’ means

by JeffyFanatic5000 October 22, 2025

Ititarod

When four or more girls are eating each other out, doggy style, in a row and one dude is at the end of the line yelling "MUSH!"

I only had to pay $240 to Ititarod in TJ!

by Molthra March 28, 2015

Idiotrocity

An atrocity that occurs through acts of being an idiot.

Don stuck his hand into a running lawn mower and died of blood loss.
What an idiotrocity..

by Yobrudduh12 January 17, 2020