Involuntary nap

what inevitably happens after smoking large amounts of chronic bud, usually an Indica-dominant strain.

Dude, that shit got me so high I took an involuntary nap!

by The Lukester October 19, 2010

involuntary facebook stalking

when a facebook friend posts frequently enough that they come up your news feed, but since they come up on your news feed facebook thinks you want to see everything they post, therefore causing a spamming of said friends posts and resulting in involuntary facebook stalking.

person1: Man all I see is this person's post!
person2: Dude, why are you facebook stalking?
person1: It's involuntary facebook stalking, they just post so much!

by movement37 September 11, 2011

Ivolution

Evolution of an individual or family bloodline trait that is controlled by humans through indirect or direct manipulation of the genome, as opposed to a process of natural selection.

Timothy the basketball player and his three sons were all over 6 foot tall, thanks to science and the process of ivolution.

by Dem Girlz September 14, 2015

Involuntary Fluffer

Someone that gets your cock hard without knowing they are having such a filthy impact on your day.

The involuntary fluffer can cause this by just walking by, a friendly smile or chat. The possibilities are endless as are the erections.

My new boss has no idea that she’s my involuntary fluffer.

The maid because my involuntary fluffer every Thursday.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

involuntary sperm recipient

euphuism for rape victim

"I am about to make you an involuntary sperm recipient if u dont stop screwing up my lines"

by Raziel March 23, 2003

Involuntary "you too"

Accidently responding to somone with "you too" at an unnecessary time, most oftenly used at a movie theater.

Movie theater attendant: "You're gonna be in theater 6, 3rd one to the right. Enjoy the show!"

Movie attender: "Thanks, you too!"

*awkward...walk away quickly, you've just used an involuntary "you too"*

by cleverdahling June 14, 2009

involunteer

An occurrence when a third party puts forth a person for volunteer work against that person's will.

P1: Did you volunteer to work the company's booth for the trade show?
P2: Nobody came forward, so my boss in involunteered me for the job.

by Jarret Dyrbye July 20, 2008