by earl24 June 9, 2007
Get the itation mug.Someone who is a part of Apple's marketing scheme of false heterosexuality. Owning any Apple hardware automatically associates a person with this group of "gifted" individuals who can do nothing but talk about how great their useless, overpriced piece of shit is. iTards have no sense of reality and therefore often believe they aren't listening to Hanson on their iPod. Do not let any iTards touch electronics you own, as they will likely fuck it up within 5 minutes.
iTards are likely to not change their ways, as they are spending their parents' money to be affiliated with a group of douchebags, not to buy an actual product. The best way to take care of an iTard is to spit in their face.
iTards are likely to not change their ways, as they are spending their parents' money to be affiliated with a group of douchebags, not to buy an actual product. The best way to take care of an iTard is to spit in their face.
iTard: Dude, I just spent two thousand dollars of my parents' money to buy an iPhone and Mac. Neither of them work, but now I feel so cool!
Anyone with an IQ above 35: Man, you're such a tool.
Anyone with an IQ above 35: Man, you're such a tool.
by Nathan Francis December 21, 2007
Get the iTard mug.An iTard is someone that bought a Mac thinking that it would be easier to use than a PC. The problem is, the PC is not too difficult to use, the user is just too dumb to own a computer.
iTard: I just got my new iMac and it won't come on.
Tech: Did you press the power button?
iTard: Yes.
Tech: What happens when you press it?
iTard: Nothing happens. The screen stays black.
Tech: Did you plug the power cord into the wall?
iTard: Plug the what in where?
Tech: Did you press the power button?
iTard: Yes.
Tech: What happens when you press it?
iTard: Nothing happens. The screen stays black.
Tech: Did you plug the power cord into the wall?
iTard: Plug the what in where?
by C@pt March 13, 2009
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One of most wonderful tiktok creators on the platform, and a friend that anyone would be lucky to have. You can always catch them doing kind things for others, but never themselves. They deserve the WORLD, but always seem to be giving it instead of receiving it!
They’re the type of person you’ll be completely enamored with at first chat. Never will you meet anyone so sweet!
They’ve stood up and protected me more times than I’m able to recall here. I always feel so safe and supported when I’m with them. I’m so SO lucky to have been able to meet them <3
They’re the type of person you’ll be completely enamored with at first chat. Never will you meet anyone so sweet!
They’ve stood up and protected me more times than I’m able to recall here. I always feel so safe and supported when I’m with them. I’m so SO lucky to have been able to meet them <3
- Oh,”ihartlb?” Yeah! They’re so amazing, I’ve never met someone so kind and compassionate!
- Omg, you’ve met ihartmlb? No way!! Ive always wanted to be friends with them
- ihartmlb is always here for me when I need it <3
- Omg, you’ve met ihartmlb? No way!! Ive always wanted to be friends with them
- ihartmlb is always here for me when I need it <3
by Fain <3 November 23, 2021
Get the Ihartlb mug.a person so obsessed with their connection with their iphone and other isolated people who can only connect to humans via their phone that they have lost the ability to connect to real humans. Often victims of being hit unexpectedly by other pedestrians, bicyclists and cars because they are disconnected from the real world.
A social itard is a person who cannot look you in the eyes or communicate verbally but who smiles laughs and exudes warmth at texts and other interactions via their phone.
by dragonbutt October 19, 2012
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