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lick my cl*t where I sh*t

When excreting bodily fluids while preforming sexual relations on a penguins while a sexual predator walrus watches from a far
I would say lick my cl*t where I sh*t at the zoo but I am not allowed at southwicks
by Jellybelly42000 October 2, 2020
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that's where I'm a viking

Used to describe some skill or ability that one excels in.

Originally coined by Ralph Wiggum of the Simpsons, saying "Sleep! That's where I'm a viking!" While obviously meaning that he is a viking in his dream, it has been reinterpreted by nerds to mean that Ralph excels at sleep, and describes himself as a "viking" in that field.

Most often used by Dungeons and Dragons nerds to describe a particularly high stat.
"Roll for Reflex, you say? That's where I'm a viking!"
by Mr. Whim June 27, 2009
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I know where you live

Something everybody on the Internets wants to find out.
I know where you live motherfucker. You're gonna pay for every single negative comment you've left on my blog!
by He Who Talks Loud Saying Nutin October 26, 2010
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where I come from

Cliche phrase. Used as preface for one's remarks about the hardships of his or her life, ostensibly to add validity to the point that follows. Essentially any statement beginning with this phrase can be summarized as follows: "I have had a much harder life than you and hence you are in no position to argue with my point that (blah blah blah)."
"Where I come from, a nigga's rich if he can slang a 20 rock every week. So dontchoo be calling yoself PO', white boah!"
by Carl Willis September 2, 2004
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Get in where I can fit in

To take advantage of a situation, whether it be optimal or otherwise, due to a feeling of unworth.
"Get in where I can fit in is what I need to do with this drunk woman I met in the bar."
by Brittany V. Young February 11, 2007
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I know where you live

i found you, if you don't start running then i'll make you do so
Person 1 : Amognus is relevant
Person 2 : I know where you live
by FostCore July 24, 2023
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when you're a pirate at the function trying to find where the dealer is at.
Pirate: Yaaarrrghh Matey! That be a well crafted joke! Say, do any of ye landlubbers know where i may find the next harbor?

Room of people: *awkward stare and silence*
by pessimissia June 28, 2023
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