Horn War

Trying to put your pants on while in the state of full wood.

"I cramped up amidst a horn war."

by CockCousteau September 1, 2011

Orgy Horn

orgy horn: when a man senses an oppurtunity for sexual pleasure with two or more females present, he must blow a literal horn (or metaphorical if none is present) to alert other men in the area to his successes, contrary to popular belief it is not in fact an invite for other men to join in

Hang on girls, i'll be there in a minute (blows Orgy Horn)

by CloudWolf64 March 8, 2010

Whore with a horn

A musician that is willing to do anything to get the gig or make the person that hired the musician happy, to get more gigs. (usually used by horn players but other musicians can as well)

I had to become a whore with a horn just so i could eat after i got my bachelors in music performance.

by iamthewalrus1126 August 19, 2011

Horneliness

The state of being horny and lonely simultaneously.

Man, Jeff is in a constant state of horneliness and it's honestly worrying.

by BajiandMoe December 27, 2019

seeing-eye horndog

A guy you bring with you to bars to help you find someone for hooking up.

Hey Trevor, it's Friday night and I'm way horny. You wanna be my seeing-eye horndog, bud?

by flyingdog April 6, 2008

Horn Monger

A horn monger is one who usually craves sex or sexual activities. They will frequently grab/touch you!...They are always thinking about how they could "Bone" you. They often talk about there goodies...either it being (for men) There meat and two vegg, their wedding Tackle, their bits in pieces ect... or they might describe them (wemon) as their puppies with pink noses, their tities,or their ta-ta's ect..

Oh My Gosh!!! Karon is such a Horn Monger

by Momma Sita March 8, 2006

Hornell

A absolute hell whole full of skanks and ugly people (no offense). IT IS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. Also you can see a person you have never seen in your life everyday and even though the population is 6

Mom why do we live in hornell

by Sam;) April 2, 2019