Huckabee

"Huckabee;" that moment when you think you're going to spit, but because of premature ejaculation and damn breathing you're forced to swallow.

"The other night at the glory hole I was going to spit, but the John on the other side totally Huckabeed me; I thought I was gonna hurl"

by pammywhammy January 4, 2015

Huckabee

When a person gives such a rigorous handjob, that can cause skin irritation and chaffing on the penis. In worst cases, the skin on the penis begins to come off.

My dick was in pain after this girl Huckabeed me.

by snasa July 4, 2016

Huckabee

The elusive Huckabee lies inside of the female panties. It likes to eat sausage, but it chews really hard. It's face acts as many things, most used as an eye and a mouth.

"my guy, last night the huckabee stung me! had to go to the hospital.."

by Teal-Tammy May 23, 2018

Huckabee

Blatantly false information/explanation

“She said it’s your baby? Thats Huckabee!”

by S7 Heisenberg February 2, 2019

Huckabee-Sanders

A devoutly religious and sanctimonious hypocrite that literally fucks the 8th Commandment (Thou shall not bear false witness).

How dare you get all Huckabee-Sanders with me when in reality you’re a lying sack of shit.

by IntlManoMystery August 16, 2018

Huckabee level bullshit

A level of lying that surpasses all others.

Saying global warming doesn't exist is some Huckabee level bullshit.

by Byebyetrump May 30, 2019

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

An immoral, lying, self-deluded, bigoted Americhristian tm. Collects her earnings from the tip of Donald Dickweed Trumpknucklenoodle’s jelly bean sized, mushroom shaped excuse for a dick, every time he pisses forth some nonsense, she swallows it and recapitulates for the cameras.

Boy, oh boy, Sarah Huckabee Sanders sure does seem to believe that word vomit that just fell out of her face!

by Itoldyadontfuckwitme January 8, 2019