hossler

man who gets a lot of ass, pussy, semen like liquid candy

wow look at andy hossler over there but not in the eyes ur dick will shrivel

by jack jillinhall October 25, 2010

hossler

To make a fool of one's self(verb). A dumb individual(noun).

Dude, that guy just pulled a Hossler. (or) That guy looks like a hossler.

by Dan Hossler September 15, 2006

hosslersexual

hosslersexual means that you are in love or attracted to one of the hosslers. either Amy, John, Sophia, Jaden or Haley Hossler

person A: dude i think im hosslersexual!
person B: really? me too! im attracted to Haley
person A: nah, im more of a Jaden type

by jdxns January 15, 2021

Hossler

Like the sway boy rockstar, rolling the dice and grinding

Omg that girl just did a Hossler

by Lily and Mia (the sway girls) March 11, 2021

Hossler

The sway boys (Jaden Hossler), rolling the dice, grind on me

Omg guys Mia and Lily just pulled a Hossler

by Lily and Mia (the sway girls) March 11, 2021

Hailee Hossler

Hailee Perry being married to Jaden Hossler the hot tiktoker

Jaden hossler is Madley in love with Hailee Perry and decided to make her his wife and making her name Hailee Hossler

by wfhep587 January 19, 2021

The Hosslers

The two greatest high school basketball players known to mankind, Byan Hossler a.k.a Mega-Hoss and Thomas Hossler a.k.a Super-Hoss. Play for ND high school.

Dude, did you see the Hosslers last night? It was like a fuckin hossler connection!!!

by Frank February 19, 2005