hoover

1 n. a person who (a) is well-practiced at performing oral sex on a male, performs the act a lot, or (b) is seen in a negative light for performing the act. See also, (complimentary) suckstress, (derogatory) slut.

2. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than his fair portion of shared cocaine. See also pig.

3. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than a safe amount of cocaine. See also, party girl, coke head.

4. n. in SCUBA diving, a person who depletes his air supply more quickly than others in the group.

5. n. or v. in some parts of Great Britain and Australia, a generic term for "vacuum cleaner" (as people in the United States say "Coke" when they mean soda or "band-aid" when they mean adhesive bandage).
1. (a) My girlfriend gives great blowjobs. She's a fucking hoover!

(b) That hoover has blown every guy in the club. I wouldn't stick a stolen dick in that mouth.

2. We agreed to divvy up an eight-ball of coke three ways, but that greedy hoover Carl bumped half of it before we got any.

3. If Emily doesn't stop snorting so much coke, that hoover is going to give herself a heart attack.

4. I still had half a tank left, but we had to surface because Joe was being a total hoover and had used up all his air.

5. We spilled dirt on the carpet, so we had to hoover the entire floor. What did we use? A hoover.
by Marc February 15, 2004
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Hoover

A criminal gang in LA, probably the biggest, that claims Hoover st. which runs all thru LA. Hoover has Crips, bloods and eses. Blacks hoods on hoover say "gruv" in addition to cuz/blood.
Q.where you from cuz/blood!?
4 possible answers=

1. Hoover Cuz!! 2. Hoover gang blood!
3. Hoover Criminals gruv!!! 4. Varrio Hoover Locos ese!!!
by Loc- O June 22, 2004
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hoovered

to get an enormous or a great amount of hickeys on any visble body part
who hoovered you sarah?
by Jadababiez April 04, 2007
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Hoover

I always see that dirty ass bum hoofing it on the side of the road. Cracka must not even own a car. What a Hoover.
by Nick D February 13, 2003
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Hoover

an insane blowjob where your partner sucks so hard - you need to pull the bed sheet out of your asshole
Man, she looks like a hoover machine! Go get some!!
by Lonx January 13, 2004
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hoover

Someone that sucks a dangerous amount of cock.
Tommy's mum is such a Hoover.
by tibbons October 29, 2003
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Hoover

Female version of a "tool". A girl/woman who overestimates her talents, intelligence, interest level to others, etc.

Triple-entendré implies domesticity, fellatio, and an aptitude for general "suckiness".
After an agonizing 5 minutes, the hoover's acoustic guitar breakup song was finally over.
by bpow1234 August 03, 2010
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