tender hooks

Firstly, it is tenter hooks, not tender hooks. It means waiting with anxiety. Tenter is a rack for drying cloth and a tenter hook is a nail with an upward curve on which the cloth is hung.

I was on tenter hooks until the test results arrived. Tender hooks do not exist and if they did, they would ne inefective because they are tender.

by Bernie Dworkin August 9, 2009

Hoosh Ganoonin

A hideous creature that roams the dark woods and wreaks terror in the hearts of children.

(1) Run Jane run before hoosh ganoonin grabs you.

(2) Tyrone was scared taking a shortcut through the woods because he heard Hoosh Ganoonin was waiting there to kill him.

by Jimlo2229 October 12, 2009

Hookahpillar

A caterpillar who gives wise advice while smoking hookah from a bong atop a mushroom.

In the movie Alice in wonderland the caterpillar gives her advice and he smokes from a bong therefore he is hookahpillar :)

by fuelme:) March 9, 2010

Biscuit Hooks

n. The quick greedy hands of a person who instinctually tries to take something that does not belong to them; usually attempted without asking permission and in a feverishly uncontrollable manner.

Scot: Look at all these chips I just won at the craps table!

Matt: (grabbing at the chips)

Scot: HEY! Get your biscuit hooks off my winnings!

by macstavern August 26, 2009

Hookah

What the catepillar was smoking out of in "Alice in Wonderland"

Tell 'em all a hookah smoking catepillar has given you the call

by anonymous November 18, 2003

hookah slam

The act of taking a puff from a hookah (and holding it in), throwing back a gulp of beer (or any other intoxicating beverage of your choice), and then exhaling. The feeling is both stimulus and stimulus at the same time. You will taste both the flavour of the tobacco and the beer, as well as any recently consumed meals.

David: man, this American beer is so weak...
Craig: bro, just try throwing back a hookah slam
David: a WHAT?
Craig: a HOOKAH SLAM
David: a hookah what?
Craig: hookah SLAM
David: ...
Craig: ...
David: :O
Craig: ...
David: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Craig: I told ya

by hookahchamp June 20, 2013

hooshakaw

A girl/guy who thinks there hot but really they arent. People just use them.

Your such a hooshakaw.
You're really not your such a hooshakaw.

by Michale and Amber January 27, 2007