hoodwinker

Pulling your car over to the side of the road to pee while pretending to be checking under the hood of your vehicle.
usually done on a highway where there is no rest areas or you just cant "hold it" any longer.

"hey bro pull over, i gotta whiz"
"right here on the interstate in broad daylight?"
"no problem, we'll just pull a hoodwinker"

by topsidejoe August 29, 2009

hoodwinker

a blown out pussy that looks like kenny from southparks hood

that chick has a hoodwinker

by bob barker December 16, 2004

Hoodwinked

When you thought a guy was cut and then he pulls it out and he’s uncircumcised. But... he starts getting hard and the head starts coming out and the tip is just winking at you.

I went home with nick and I got totally hoodwinked. He was uncut and the turtle neck slowly came down and it winked at me.

by Jennathan June 7, 2019

hoodwinks

gay idiot who uses time to look up things in a dictionary. homosexual

a homesexual person who uses time to write things in a dictionary.

by s2 splat February 2, 2004

Hoodwinks

my dad
and team king

Who is that on 59-0? must be hoodwinks

by Repti|e April 25, 2003

Hoodwink Ho

A women who appears naturally beautiful but you soon realized everything is fake and she starts showing her true self (reference scene from the cinematic masterpiece "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka"). A Hoodwink Ho typically uses more than 5 beauty enhancing products at a time.....hair extensions, false lashes, padded bra, lip filler, botox, etc....

That bitch peeled off her hair, lashes, and body parts last night. She was a damn Hoodwink Ho.

by everythingsalie February 24, 2023

white hoodwinked

White hoodwinked means exactly what it sounds like. A racist white politician who lies, hides the truth, or cheats to get elected.

Why are people voting for him, don't they know they are being white hoodwinked by a racist crooked politician.

by 2B+ March 1, 2020