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Hobosexual 

a person of the opposite sex who come to visit you and wants to stay and live with you and start a relationship because they are homeless.
Chris, that hobosexual, stopped over and tried to give me a french kiss.
Hobosexual by zannish October 6, 2016

shrek is a homosexual walrus 

The term used by scientists to define the phenomenon that is when a green ogre has sexual intercourse with a walrus of the same gender, this teaches kids that you shouldn't be messing around with Shreks or walruses.
A 9 year old:"Did you know that Shrek is a homosexual walrus?!"
His dad:"NO YOU FOKIN CUNT, GET 2 BED ROIT NAO,YOU CHEEKY LITTLE BASTARD!"

Homosexualsexual

n. Typically a heterosexual female. One who is sexually attracted only, or often, to gay men. Also attracted to men who turn out to be homosexual.
Example #1
Allison: Dayum, I'd like a piece of Darren ;)

Harold: You're such a blatant homosexualsexual - Darren is gay!

Example #2
Girl: Every man I have ever loved has turned out to be a closet gay....I think I'm a homosexualsexual.

Boy: That you are anonymous female. That you are.

Your family reunion a homosexual communion 

The absolute worst insult you can ever use. Everything that has ever existed will be instantly obliterated if these foul words are ever used. Worse than “Your mom gay”, “Your daddy lesbian”, Your granny tranny”, “Your grandpap a trap”, “Your brother a mother”, “Your sister a mister”, “Your family tree LGBT”, and even “Your niece obese”.
Carl: Your mom gay lol
Jeff: Your daddy lesbian
Carl: Your granny a tranny
Jeff: *Gasp* Your grandpap a trap
Carl, now wounded: Your brother a mother
Jeff: Your family tree LGBT
Carl: Your niece obese
Jeff: Your family reunion a homosexual communion
Carl: Is instantly obliterated as his spiritual form goes straight down to the seventh circle of hell. As satan and god alike get down on their knees and weep as everything around them is shattered from existence. Everything is now gone. The universe is empty.

Foodsexual 

A fake sexually that mocks the lgbtqia+ Community

Like fr- who looks at food and goes “ damn that sandwich is looking sexy”
Emily: I’m attracted to a fucking potato so I’m “ foodsexual”

LIKE WTF😂

Reclusive homosexuality 

A sexual orientation that develops in heterosexual individuals as a symptom of being so incredibly down bad that even traps appear to be worthy sexual partners.

First coined in 2022 on twitter.
Person 1: I'd hit that.
Person 2: BRO! That's a trap!
Person 1: Yeah, but I am so down bad that I am low key ok with that.
Person 2: Dude! That's reclusive homosexuality.