Hootride

A vehicle that attracts females.

Woman, getcho ass in da hootride and don't touch nuthin'.

by Mikert67567 August 30, 2005

hooride

"who - ride" a broken and/or visually unpleasant vehicle. A poor mans car in the ghetto. Slang for "hooptie"

Here comes my people in the hooptie muffler draggin
Ain't been in the hooride long
And the 2 liter of Moon Mist is almost gone

Lyrics by Twiztid from "First Day Out"

by Aaron Krenz September 30, 2005

hoodride

Term used by Air-cooled VW enthusiasts that refers to someone who has no money and no common sense.

"Hey check out my car. It's lowered and has no front brakes."

"Here's a nickel, go buy a clue hoodrider."

by Mess Wit It March 1, 2007

hoodride

1. an easy and cheap method of transforming an otherwise innocent Volkswagen air-cooled vehicle into something so stupid looking, you'll need circus/clown music to make the "look" complete.

2. a one way ticket to driving an unsafe car in addition to wearing out wheel bearings and rear tires due to feckless negative decamber.

3. all hoodrides must feature a super narrowed front beam for extra cool points among their peers. extra credit bro-brah kudos if spindle mount wheels (no front brakes) and roof rack are utilized.

4. a "look" that will, no doubt, be regretted very much like emo as the owner/driver ages.

"Hey, look... there goes another one of those gay-assed hoodride piles. Obviously, the driver doesn't care about or love his car. What a waste of a perfectly usable VW. Sad."

by Ken Fusion January 13, 2009

Woodridge

Clinging futilly...desperately... PARASITICALLY to economic life on the border of "scenic" Sullivan County NY (AKA Dante Allegeri's missing Tenth Hell {look up Dante's Inferno}), Woodridge (or Da Wood) is an eerie, happy-go-undead little hovel of a few hundred people. At a happier, more prosperous point in time its inhabitants saw fit to classify their collective dwellings/buisinessess (such as they are/were) as an " incorporated village". The label stuck and was justified for a time(so I'm told), untill the local economy crashed (for reasons I won't discuss) before I was born. Not that it was a perfect place, but it had a few friendly, home-run buisinesses, visitors abound come Summertime, as well as an abundance of vision and job opportunity and a halfway decent school system. There was in my childhood (and still IS/ARE) now only THREE year-round privately owned and operated buisinesses in town (down from 7 or 8 and not including my father's), so little communal activity that when you walk down the street you think you're the only living person within a hundred miles... and good luck finding a steady job in woodridge, or (God help you) starting your own buisiness in anyththing other than cadavers/poisonous herbs/other basic components of Necromantic spells. Good. Fuckin'. Luck. Fucking cesspool.

Wangsta'- "It's hardcore up in da Wood (Woodridge) y'all!"
Me- "HAHAHAHA no."

Passerby-"Can I have the time?'
Random Woodridgian- "In exchange for ur immortal SOUL MWAHAHAHAHA!"

by Don Emmanuel February 1, 2008

hooride

Sharing a blunt, bowl, or joint with your homies while in a car cruising the city streets.

"Yo man, I'm tired of smoking on the porch. Let's take a hooride and pick up some food."

"I had a hooride on my way back from Ike evacuation. I was high from Austin to Houston!"

by LBtherealOG March 30, 2009

heldridge

person who is friendly, courteous, kind and always giving of their time. Someone you can trust and count on to be there. Making friends with a heldridge is one of the best decisions you could make in a life time.

hey do you know the heldridges?
yeah there great people

by bigblueteddy October 27, 2009