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Honeyhanded 

The condition of having used coco butter and honey lotion. Often given in the form of a massage or beauty treatment. This is most notably seen in Opal Crankshaft, but has also been seen in others, such as her husband, Earl.
Opal: Just look at your hands. They're like a snake.

Earl: Yeah, maybe I need to be honeyhanded.

Opal: Yeah, you should try that lotion we always use. It has honey in it.

Earl: Well, I didn't like it at first. But maybe I should try it again.

Opal: Here, sweetie, I'll honey your hands for you!
Honeyhanded by Dusty's Baby Powder November 29, 2010
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HoneyBadger 

An awesome animal that will kick your butt in any fight
Man that HoneyBadger beat you so badly

HONEYDANK 

HONEYDANK....

HONEYDANK!
HONEYDANK by KINGAPE September 5, 2014

Honeymingle 

A honeymoon replacement vacation for almost-newly-weds who have been abandoned at the alter, or days before their wedding.
"Did you hear MJ broke up with Angie the day before their wedding?"

"Man, that's rough. She should totally go on a honeymingle!"
Honeymingle by RedWhitney December 31, 2016

honeylingus 

The act of getting the last of the manuka (or other variety) out of the jar by using one's tongue rather than a spoon or other utensil.
My brother looked both guilty and ashamed when I walked into the kitchen and caught him in the middle of an act of honeylingus.
honeylingus by PorkPie1987 March 7, 2017

honeybadger fuck 

"I don't give a honeybadger fuck about your kid's soccer game."
honeybadger fuck by SavageLettuce January 15, 2012

Honeyanus 

A Woman's butt that is as sweet as honey. Sugar britches
Wow,look at that honeyanus. I bet she has a great honeyanus.
Honeyanus by Nrrrvus May 14, 2016