Homestucking

Homestuck is a webcomic thingie; look it up because it's already on this website.

So! There are times you are watching Homestuck, times you are reading Homestuck, and occasionally you are playing Homestuck. So what are you doing? You're Homestucking.

This does not apply to Homestuck exclusively. If you find yourself wondering whether you are reading, watching, or playing something...well, bro, you're Homestucking.

past tense: Homestucked
present tense: Homestucking
future tense: will Homestuck

noun- Homestucker

Natalie: so, why didn't you text me back?

Gabby: sorry, I was reading...er, watching...uh, playing...I WAS HOMESTUCKING!

Natalie: you should put that on UrbanDictionary.com...

by Homestucker_Gabby September 13, 2011

Homestuck

Someone who reads, or is an avid (or sometimes rabid) fan of the Homestuck/Hivebent webcomic drawn/written/animated by Andew Hussie as seen on his website, MSPA, or MS Paint Adventures.

Often this term is used to describe the more dedicated fans who might be seen drinking faygo, saying "honk," "shoosh-papping," wearing colourful zodiac shirts, wearing handmade horns in candycorn colors, or spending their free time drawing shitloads of fanart of their headcanons or ship pairings.

Me: I just spent the entire weekend drawing EridanxFeferi fan art and I ordered my Aquarius shirt... Am I a homestuck yet?
Friend: ...We are no longer friends.
Me: *sobs in a corner*

by afjlsdhfslodfjksf October 3, 2011

homospicious

Displaying possible homosexual leanings. A warning sign. (not that there's anything wrong with that.)

All that fancy flavoured coffee you keep around is kind of homospicious.

by alessandro January 8, 2004

hotstick

as in "Wanna smoke some hotstick?"
Another term for smoking a joint. Roll up a dube and smoke the cron.

"Yeeeaa bro, crontacular, let's blaze the hotstick"

by Ryanbro February 25, 2009

Homosecksual

The way the word "homosexual" sounds when you keep your tounge on the bottom of your mouth when you say it.

I really like to say homosecksual, it is funny

by Bob of Bobland September 27, 2009

Homosock

An insult to someone when calling them a homosexual doesn’t even come close to the gayness. And how much of a dumbass they are being to where you can’t even call them a living thing so you default to a shitty sock.

The PINNACLE of insults.

The lowest of scum, shitbags

Person: That dumbass is being so fucking gay it’s so annoying what a absolute FUCKING HOMOSOCK

Homosock: ;-; please don’t call me that..

Person: Shut the fuck up, you HOMOSOCK!

by Chadtheasian April 23, 2020

hamstick

Hamstick(verb): to hamstick; or the act of hamsticking: making a series of poorly veiled comments juxtaposing superiority in something to compensate for poor self esteem

“If that low confidence bitch doesn’t stop hamsticking everything I say, I swear I’m gonna ghost her ass and leave her friendless!”

Girl 1: “My dress cost 2 grand. Where’s yours from? I saw one like yours at Kmart.”
Girl2: “Bitch..don’t even try to hamstick me!!”

by guhvelmo March 31, 2022