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You and your hemorrhoids

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A Derogative term to address a party, implying that the party has hemorrhoids. This phrase is used for embarrasment rather than sheer insulting.
You and your hemorrhoids better get the fuck outta my sight before I ream your ass!
by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004
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Slang for someone who is tailgating you in a very annoying fashion.
Man! I wish that hemorrhoid would get off my ass and go around me!
by leftykittykat August 12, 2012
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hemorrhoids

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1. A condition that causes bleeding from your rear end.

2. An insult used to describe a person who is about as irritating as the anal condition.
Girl 1. You can’t sit with us.
Girl 2: Actually, I can’t sit anywhere because I have hemorrhoids.
by Senpaiwaifu July 8, 2019
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dutch hemorrhoid

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When you give someone's asshole a noogie till they get a hemorrhoid.
If we can't do anal I'm given you a Dutch hemorrhoid.
by Luster2411 January 13, 2014
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The worst hemorrhoids you could imagine. it never goes away and haunts your dreams, being that you cant even get to sleep. Have fun with your blood butt
Fuck i have chronic hemorrhoids, guess no anal for me :(
by Big Daddy Requis February 13, 2017
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An irate little man that pops out of your butthole and screams at you to stop grunting and wiping your ass so hard. He also punishes you for eating Mcdonalds everyday and drinking a case of beer every night.
But since most people get them it's probably just from having an enormous network of pulsating veins at the end of your poopshoot.
Aiiiiieee !!! The little man is back. He screamed at me for sneezing while I was taking a dump.
by Poster Nutbag June 6, 2003
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