Holey Moley Lachlan Doley!!!!

A phrase used in extreme circumstances when something unbeleivable has occured. Commonly used by Edinburger schemies who have moved to the Aberdonian pikey council estates. Phrase originates from down under where chavs cannot understand gravity and fall off the planet.

Holey moley lachlan doley!!! Is that Candice fae doon the road wi a new luminus pink hairbobble????

by JR March 29, 2004

Flag

Get the Holey Moley Lachlan Doley!!!! mug.

Assey-Holey

A person who is humorous and a jerk.

"OMG! Why do you have to be such an Assey-Holey!"

by Slamboni October 13, 2007

Flag

Get the Assey-Holey mug.

Holey-o

Child’s name for anal action

“Momma, can I have some holey-o?”

by HotDaddyFucker294 July 22, 2018

Flag

Get the Holey-o mug.

Holey Tickle

When a girl fingers a guys asshole

My girl gave me the holey tickle last night!Am I gay for liking it?

Hey!Want the holey tickle?

by Faggot;) May 2, 2018

Flag

Get the Holey Tickle mug.

Holey Trinity

Three straight men engage in anal sex where they're all inside of each other at the same time in a sort of holey trinity.

Hey bro, wanna do a holey trinity with me an Jacob?

by Rat Jeigh May 10, 2018

Flag

Get the Holey Trinity mug.

Holey Tingle

The sensation one feels after taking an unbelievably massive shit. You will notice that your anus is exhausted and you experience pins and needles sensations like when your foot falls asleep. A side effect of the Holey Tingle is a tendency to not want to sit down but also need a nap.

Guy 1: Dude, I just crapped off about 5 pounds and now my asshole is throbbing, but like, in a good way.

Guy 2: That my friend, is what we call the "Holey Tingle"

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin December 5, 2023

Flag