A phrase used in extreme circumstances when something unbeleivable has occured. Commonly used by Edinburger schemies who have moved to the Aberdonian pikey council estates. Phrase originates from down under where chavs cannot understand gravity and fall off the planet.
by JR March 29, 2004

Like two black holes colliding, the dance of two buttholes coming together. Clenching and unclenching until finally coming together and forming a rhythm. One clenching, while the other unclenches in sync, forming a unified black hole.
by chaseTee February 12, 2025

I bumped into the vicar's wife the other day at the supermarket and she said that her husband was away and that would I like to pop round for a coffee and some Holey Communion
by Ziderman March 14, 2025

by Mombombbomber;) October 9, 2025

The sensation one feels after taking an unbelievably massive shit. You will notice that your anus is exhausted and you experience pins and needles sensations like when your foot falls asleep. A side effect of the Holey Tingle is a tendency to not want to sit down but also need a nap.
Guy 1: Dude, I just crapped off about 5 pounds and now my asshole is throbbing, but like, in a good way.
Guy 2: That my friend, is what we call the "Holey Tingle"
Guy 2: That my friend, is what we call the "Holey Tingle"
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin December 5, 2023

by Slamboni October 13, 2007

Three straight men engage in anal sex where they're all inside of each other at the same time in a sort of holey trinity.
by Rat Jeigh May 10, 2018
