Designated Hog Smoker

A chick with a nice pair of DSL (Dick Sucking Lips) because all you can think about is getting a Hog Smoking from her

Danielle Fishel (Topanga from "Boy Meets World") should be declared a Designated Hog Smoker!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Hog Salad

1. When the night ends with someone hooking up with more than 1 fat chick at the same time

2. Eating out the ass of a fat chick

"He totally ended his night with a hog salad, i saw 2 Hogs leaving his house this morning with sex hair, Scary stuff"

"I had a hog salad last night, chick was at least 250lbs"

by Sendog-SiN June 9, 2013

Hog shot

Another name for a dick pic.

"Dude, Mary says you sent her a hog shot and she freaked out."

"I thought she wanted to see the hog, bro."

by dfuygyuhvg,kjlh March 28, 2016

Hog Stain

Staining resulting from improper handling of pork products.

Do not get hog stains on my wall.

by maccymac November 5, 2019

Hog scalding

Noun. A sex act performed in the winter months of Central Florida by the homely wives of Florida Crackers. The act involves filling their mouths with boiling hot water and performing fellatio on their husband's leathery members. The husband then reciprocates with a Beaver Boil by spitting scalding hot water into his wife's vaginal canal.

"Woo boy, Hattie Kilpatrick must be giving Hugh a righteous Hog Scalding tonight!"

by Uncle Club February 2, 2020

hog senses

The gut feeling before something significant happens.

My hog senses are tingling, I think eric is about to fight.

by Hog-rider March 22, 2023

Hog Smoking

A blow job, a BJer, a knob job BJer Knob Job

Many broads enjoy giving a hog smoking, while all guys enjoy receiving a hog smoking!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007