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Mark Hoffman

A main character from the Saw movie series who beat the odds by sheer force of will, determination and above all a ridiculous amount of win by surviving jigsaws final trap to kill him thus negating the cycle.

From then on whenever the odds are beaten by sheer force and a good amount of win Mark Hoffman must be declared. He negates any chance of failure if done quick enough.
Guy 1: You just Lost the Game
Guy 2: Nope Mark Hoffman!
Guy 1: SHIT! >.<

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Girl: You got me pregnant! You better pay.
Guy: Nope Mark Hoffman!
Girl: Fuck! You don't have to pay child support

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Girl: *Sips Drink*
Guy: Ha there were ruffies in there!
Girl: Nope Mark Hoffman!
Guy: Shit! They don't work now.
by Reckless Dragon November 10, 2009
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Dustin Hoffman

Attending a Halloween or other costume party in as yourself in your street clothes, and explaining that you are actor Dustin Hoffman in very heavy makeup and costume.
Who is that cheapskate trying to fool, claiming he's Dustin Hoffman? He's just here for the free booze!
by dottielover October 21, 2009
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sid hoffman or sid frenchman

"this is the dumbest game I have ever played."
by linzoy August 26, 2003
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Wild Hoffman

A guy that goes around smacking other guys on the ass in return for something.
Gimme some seltzer or imma pull a wild hoffman on you.
by Fuc! September 12, 2009
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matt hoffman

A person who has a irrational love of fish. A wanna-be hipster, but denies otherwise.

Also always needs to be right and his logic is twisted beyond belief.
Me: Did you hear about matt hoffman?
Friend: Do you mean the fish guy?

Me: Yes, he tried debating me on what it's like to be a hipster
Friend: No way!
by Huge_hoff September 28, 2013
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Philip Seymour Hoffman

Currently the best actor of this generation, who only recently came into the limelight. Before "Capote" (which he won an Oscar for), he mostly did supporting roles, but then people woke up and realized how amazing this actor is. Some of his great performances can be seen in:

Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
Capote
Synecdoche, New York
The Savages
Doubt
Charlie Wilson's War
The fact is, Philip Seymour Hoffman is this generation's Robert De Niro. No, his performances aren't the same, I'm just saying that he's the only actor to come out this generation with the same amount of talent and skill as De Niro.

And "Twister" never happened.
by apfunction October 21, 2009
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Abbie Hoffman

Radical Yippie activist in the late 1960's. Author of Steal This Book. Pwn3d by Pete Townshend at Woodstock for not getting off the "fucking stage."
AH: I think this is a pile of shit, while John Sinclair rots in prison!

PT: Back off! You're on my fucking stage! <whacks AH with guitar, sending him into the crowd>
by Jon July 14, 2005
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