homometer

measure of gayness in a situation or person

He walked in and the homometer jumped

by Brian blake November 18, 2003

Hoodmexican

Hood mexican is a mexican usually up to no good. Usually he's in the corner selling the white,green,guns, in other words just selling illegal stuff. And always getting check by the D.E.A. and there local police department.

Like a gang banger only a mexican gang banger. Like a certain Paco Taco at Tuckahoe. That Paco Taco is a hoodmexican.

by Steverte February 15, 2009

Homomentum

When someone first announces to the world that they are gay, and them over the next several months begins outwardly acting more and more gay in their mannerisms and interests. This acceleration of gayness is known as homomentum.

When Frank first came out of the closet a few months ago, it was kind of a surprise. But since then, he has started watching Glee, reading all the Twilight books, and listening to Nickelback. He sure is building up a lot of homomentum! Next thing you know, he will be rooting for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

by The Extispicator September 27, 2011

hoomed

Alternative to hooked but to a much larger intensity.

I'm hoomed on this cherry juice right now.

I'm hoomed on pills.

by Adslegend December 28, 2015

hodometer

a surveyor's tool used to measure distance.

Robert Hoddle used his hodometer to layout the grid of Melbourne, Australia.

by Jim Browne February 12, 2005

horomedy

A horror flick that is also funny! Kind of like a romantic-comedy, but a Horror-comedy (note the cleverness which I can NOT take credit for).
i.e. I thought the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre was funny when the old man was using the sledge hammer on that girl's head at the dinner table!

OMG! Did you see that new Horomedy!?!?! I'm so glad that no one was in the theatre when I saw it cuz I was LMAO!!!!

by Miss Xero April 17, 2008

hoomer

Baby boomer generation level humor.

This old guy has a great sense of hoomer.

by msgul December 25, 2019